Hi! Hope you like this. Give reviews but this is my first fan fic so be honest. I want to write professionally one day. I don't own any thing that has to do with Ed, Edd, & Eddy the cartoon. I just gave them a new plot to squirm in.
Nazz was so excited her birthday was coming up! Thirteen! Could she believe, it a teenager! Her party was in a week and she couldn't wait to hand out the invites. It was summer and no one had anything to do so they were bound to come. But she had already told Kevin and Sarah that her B-day was coming. Most likely they would have told everyone. She raced downstairs, eager to go out side and hand them out.
"Not so fast young lady, don't forget your breakfast," Nazz's mom said from in the kitchen. Reluctantly Nazz put some bread in the toaster and took out some jam from the refrigerator.
"Are you handing out invitations for your party today?" asked her mom with her head being blocked by a cabinet door.
"Of course, I've got five invitations ready for the dudes," Nazz said popping her toast out on to a plate and started to spread jam on it with a butter knife.
"Five children! I thought you were inviting everyone! I have enough snacks and room for twelve kids for your party, including you. I already bought everything. Also you shouldn't leave people out, they might feel bad. Make more invitations won't you," her mother told her. Nazz's knife and clanged against the plate.
"You don't mean I have to invite…to my birthday party! I understand inviting some of the people I forgot but…it's going to be so not cool, dude," Nazz argued.
"I don't care if they are the least cool people on the planet you are going to have everyone at your party and that's final."
Eddy woke at the sound of his phone ringing. His phone, yah right, it was the house phone AND all the way down stairs. He didn't want to get out of bed. Just too tired. But it was this or Rolf's cursed phone, like there was a choice. In his pajamas and that weird bathing cap he sometimes sleeps in, he walked down stairs to answer the phone. For goodness sake, why couldn't his parents answer it?
"Hello?" he said in a very sleepy voice.
"Eddy! The most wonderful, spectacular, down right lucky thing has happened! It is, is, is, too good to be true!" came the shrill hyper voice from the other end. Eddy rolled his eyes. Double dee must have taught Ed to tie his shoes or something.
"Double dee, get to the point! It's early and I was SLEEPING," Eddy shouted into the phone.
"Oh, sorry I woke you. I do apologize, I know how irritating it is to be awaken so rudely," Double dee rambled.
"You're irritating! Just tell me want happened," Eddy said impatiently.
"Oh, right, sorry-
"Get on with it!" Eddy yelled again.
"I got invited to Nazz's birthday party next week!" Double dee replied as quickly as possible.
"Yah, me too!" came a voice in the background that was unmistakably Ed's.
"No fool'n?" asked Eddy seriously perking up. If Double dee and Ed were invited to Nazz's party that meant HE was invited to Nazz's party.
"Ed, get away from there! No, I'm completely serious Eddy. You are slobbering all over my ant farm! A miracle isn't it, Eddy. Imagine if you were an ant how big those strands of saliva would be to you! Eddy, I suggest you check your mailbox, that's where I found my invitation. Ed! Ants don't like rain! Eddy, I'll meet you at your house. Got to go," answered the stressed Ed boy torn between talking to Eddy and saving his precious ants from a certain drooling lump. He hung up.
With out a second to lose he raced upstairs in to his closet. He threw out he pajamas and ran out in his normal (same clothes he wears ever single DAY) clothes and rushed back downstairs. Ignoring his uncombed hair and his unbrushed teeth he burst out of his house and charged towards the mailbox, well into the mailbox.
"Erfg!" he muffled trying to pull himself out of the indentation he made in mailbox. His mouth was open and his upper lip made the indentation strangely like a chicken. (I drew it. Just take my word for it. It looks like a chicken head.)
"CHICKEN MAILBOX! Look Double dee! Eddy got a chicken mailbox!" Ed yelled joyfully and rushed to the mailbox with Double dee in toe.
"Ed, I don't think that…" Double dee attempted to interject.
"Oh, Ed loves chickens," Ed said hugging the mailbox with Eddy still inside swinging him around.
"I'mff noff a chiffen. Geroff!" muttered Eddy as loud as he could (some what unsuccessfully.) It wasn't the matter of the mailbox but Ed's crushing grip.
"Ed I do believe that is Eddy," Double dee said awkwardly patting Ed on the shoulder.
"Eddy? Eddy!" Ed said gleefully hugging and swinging him in the exact same way as before then he held him out at arms length.
"Did you get a new haircut?" he asked him still holding him. Eddy clenched his fists and his body language made him look very angry, but the fact that his head was a chicken head-shaped mailbox, it looked rather funny, in fact Double dee had to stifle a laugh.
"You think this is funny sock head!" Eddy yelled as loud as a person could yell with a mailbox on their face.
"How are we going to get this off Double dee?" Ed asked him dropping Eddy. He fell on the ground and the mailbox fell off, Eddy's head being circled by stars. No one seamed to have noticed.
"Eddy, I simply think it is a matter of using a slippery substance, a lubrication of sorts. Why I surmise that at the angle of Eddy's indentation in the said mailbox it would be easy to for Ed to slip him out. But just to keep a cautious mind, may I suggest a dab of dish washing detergent as an aid?" Double dee suggested.
Eddy crossed his arm and tapped his foot on the ground. Double dee stopped short.
"Huh…you got it off then … so how about Nazz's party, surly you received an invitation," Double dee stuttered.
"Are you kidding Double dee, if you and Ed were invited I was bound to be," Eddy bragged while opening the "mouth" of the mailbox.
"Yes, because Nazz couldn't possibly like me and Ed more then you, with your constant boasting and total disrespect for her friends," Double dee said each word sarcastic enough even Rolf (maybe not Ed as the only thing he hears Double dee say is "bla bla bla") could grasp the intended meaning.
"I got the invite! WAHOO!" Eddy celebrated jumping in the air and dancing around with total disregard of how he looked. Kevin road pass with the typical Kevin riding pass music playing in the background. He skidded to a stop in front of Eddy.
"What's wrong Dorky, have to go to the bathroom? Ha-ha," He mocked.
"Says you! I just got invited to Nazz's party. I have the invite right here," Eddy said looking very smug. Kevin was shocked.
"She invited you? Let me see that," he said disbelieving and he snatched the invitation from him and scrutinized it carefully. He eyed Eddy suspiciously.
"Did you dorks get one too?" he asked Ed and Double dee.
"Party at Nazz's house! Do think they will serve gravy?" Ed exclaimed stupidly.
"Ed and I were indeed invited, and I couldn't be more filled with joy that NAZZ invited me, Eddward Double dee to the celebration of her birth. I am so touched that she thinks me as that much of a friend," replied Double dee in a dreamy state, seriously freaking out Eddy and Kevin.
"Well, she probably invited you cause she felt sorry for you, DORK!" Kevin yelled as he sped away. Double dee was stopped cold.
"Sorry for me?" Double dee said disheartened, "Silly me, listening to Kevin's antic's," he said more relieved then quickly reread his invitation.
"Does this invitation look like it was written with incomplete sincerity!" he panicked shoving his invitation in Eddy's face.
"Its typed Double dee," Eddy stated.
"Right, okay. Good, I'm just glad I was invited. Why wouldn't she invite me?" he said gaining more confidence.
"Move aside sock head. I got to go get Nazz a present," Eddy pushed Double dee and went down the street.
"Party at Nazz's house!" yelled Ed swing his arms up in the air accidentally hitting Double dee and ran after Eddy. Double dee rubbed the spot where Ed had hit him and mumbled to himself that maybe it was the company he kept that drove Nazz away.
"Wait! Present? I completely forgot about a present!" Double dee exclaimed and ran after his friends.
This is it so far. Hope it's funny, as that was what I wanted. Be brutal (only if it deserves it.)