A/N: This story is a oneshot/drabble and it's written for Muggle Arts Assignment 1 Task 1 on HSOW&W! This will be a !Crack fic mostly… I needed something light hearted… Enjoy!

Task 1: Writing about facing a loss (can be any kind of loss).

Word Count: 334 Words

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Voldemort and Pettigrew apparated into the Riddle's former home that Voldemort has now claimed. He had just released his Death Eaters after a round of Crucio's for all for letting Potter escape. Pettigrew was still mumbling about how great he was, the sniveling coward. Voldemort knew how great he was. He didn't need the coward to gush. Voldemort decided then that he really needed to come up with a mission for Wormtail to get him out of his sight.

Voldemort was brought out of his thoughts on the way up to his study when he saw his reflection in the window.

"Wormtail," he hissed.

"Yes, Master!" Wormtail answered, scurrying over to please his Lord.

"What did you do?" he hissed turning to face the pathetic rodent.

"I don't k-know w-what you m-mean, M-master?" Wormtail stuttered, afraid.

"My face, you fool!" Voldemort thundered. "How did you screw up my rebirth, you imbecile?! It was only three ingredients! And yet here I am without a nose, you useless sack of dragon dung! You had one job!"

"I'm sorry, Master!" Wormtail whimpered. "I don't see anything wrong!" Wormtail added.

This was the wrong thing to say as Voldemort snarled. "Crucio!" He didn't hold it for too long. "You don't see a problem! I have two slits for a nose! How do you not see the problem, you bumbling moron?!"

"I'm sorry, Master! How can I fix, Master?!" Wormtail whimpered.

"Why do you think I would give you the chance to screw up more! Knowing you, you would figure out how to get rid of my legs instead of giving me a nose! Get out of my sight before I curse you again!" Wormtail scurried away before Voldemort could change his mind and curse him for breathing.

Maybe Wormtail could trick his Master into sending him to Antarctica for recruiting purposes. Might be the only way for him to save himself from his Master's wrath.

A/N 2: *snorts* And there you have it! Hope you all enjoyed this little story... Click the button and let me know what you think!