DISCLAIMER-I do not own any of these characters as my
name is not J.K Rowling unfortunately otherwise I
would be a millionaire! None of these characters are
mine except Julie and Robert.
Harry: I bet you know who I am! As this is in a Harry
Potter section, my name is..Harry Potter! Pleased to
meet you. I'm here with this girl here-whats your name
again?
Hermione: Shut up.
Harry: Yes that's right. This is shutup. And Ron is
here too, with Pig.
Ron: Hello!
Harry: We're in year 11 now, doing Muggle studies.
We're allowed to visit any Muggle house and use our
invisible potion to spy on what they do! Guess what
Muggles we picked!
Hermione: Your darling aunt and uncle. Why did we have
to pick them? They are SO boring! Why not MY
parents???
Harry: Because I want to know what my aunt and uncle
get up to when that fat boy-I've forgotten his name
now!-and me aren't around.
Hermione: And we also have to take with us 2 first
years-and we got the best ones! Julie and Robert. They
are better at magic than Ron!
Ron: Hey! I'm not that bad! His name's Dudley by the
way! Little Duddums!
Harry: Come on you guys! Have you got your brooms
Julie and Rob?
J&R: Yes Harry!
Hermione: Lets go then!
In the town of the Dursleys....
Harry: Cold cold cold cold cold!
Hermione: Are you cold Harry? I told you to bring your
jumper!
Ron: The only jumper he has is that pucey one my
mother gave him last month, at Christmas. I brought it
though for him, just in case.
Harry: I'd rather wear that than be cold. What's the
temperature Ron? Look on your state-of-the-art watch!
Ron: Minus...10!
Harry: Ahh! No wonder I was cold!
Julie: Are we nearly there?
Harry: Yes, it's that house there, on the end of that
drive-Privet Drive!
Robert: Eww! What a snobby place!
Harry: It is a bit!
Hermione: I TOLD you we should have gone to my house,
didn't I?
Rob: I meant, it'll be more fun.
Hermione: Oh.
Harry: Hahahahaha! Poor Hermione!
Hermione: I bet Malfoy has gone to my house. He calls
us "Mudbloods," Rob.
Harry: He doesn't call me a mudblood. He never did-I'm
not a mudblood.
Hermione: Neither am I!
Ron: You are what "Mudblood" means though. But that
ain't a nice name. I won't call you that, Hermy.
Hermione: I'd rather be called Hermy, thank you.
Ron: Hermy Germy!
Julie: I've got the potion. Hermione, ignore him.
Hermione: That's what I intend to do.
Harry: Now, don't argue. We haven't even got in yet.
Hand me the potion.
Ron: And me!
Harry: Yuck! Hey, I ain't got a hand!
Hermione: Eww...cool! I feel really light!
Julie. Now me...urgh!
Robert: Me me! Yum!
All the others: What?????
Robert: I love bat's spit!
All the others: URGH!
Harry: Bat's spit? Eww...
Hermione: We have to go down the chimney. Before we do
that, we'd better take this potion-it makes us visible
to each other, but not to any Muggles.
Everyone: Yum! This tastes like strawberry!
Hermione: Furberry actually.
Ron: Oh yes! I love that!
Hermione: Let's go!
Inside the house
Harry: We're in the living room.
Ron: Look, there's your uncle!
Harry: Boo!
Vermon: Petunia, where's my toast?
Petunia: In the toast rack!
Rob: Ha! He's ugly!
Harry: I know. He picks his nose all the time. Yuck!
And that's where I slept till I was 11. Under the
stairs.
Julie: Hiya VERMON! MR UGLY POO!
Vermon: Who said that?
Harry: How can he hear us?
Petunia: Chris Tarrant on the TV.
Ron: Phew!
Harry: Have you got the notebook?
After three hours
Ron: So this is what happened: Vermon got in the bath.
He turned on the tap...
(Rob and Julie laugh)
Harry: What's so funny?
Rob: He actually turned on a tap!
Ron: You've got to admit, it is funny.
Harry: And that's all that happened. Apart from a bit
of speech.
(They fly out the chimney.)
Hermione: I told you we should have gone to my
house............
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
name is not J.K Rowling unfortunately otherwise I
would be a millionaire! None of these characters are
mine except Julie and Robert.
Harry: I bet you know who I am! As this is in a Harry
Potter section, my name is..Harry Potter! Pleased to
meet you. I'm here with this girl here-whats your name
again?
Hermione: Shut up.
Harry: Yes that's right. This is shutup. And Ron is
here too, with Pig.
Ron: Hello!
Harry: We're in year 11 now, doing Muggle studies.
We're allowed to visit any Muggle house and use our
invisible potion to spy on what they do! Guess what
Muggles we picked!
Hermione: Your darling aunt and uncle. Why did we have
to pick them? They are SO boring! Why not MY
parents???
Harry: Because I want to know what my aunt and uncle
get up to when that fat boy-I've forgotten his name
now!-and me aren't around.
Hermione: And we also have to take with us 2 first
years-and we got the best ones! Julie and Robert. They
are better at magic than Ron!
Ron: Hey! I'm not that bad! His name's Dudley by the
way! Little Duddums!
Harry: Come on you guys! Have you got your brooms
Julie and Rob?
J&R: Yes Harry!
Hermione: Lets go then!
In the town of the Dursleys....
Harry: Cold cold cold cold cold!
Hermione: Are you cold Harry? I told you to bring your
jumper!
Ron: The only jumper he has is that pucey one my
mother gave him last month, at Christmas. I brought it
though for him, just in case.
Harry: I'd rather wear that than be cold. What's the
temperature Ron? Look on your state-of-the-art watch!
Ron: Minus...10!
Harry: Ahh! No wonder I was cold!
Julie: Are we nearly there?
Harry: Yes, it's that house there, on the end of that
drive-Privet Drive!
Robert: Eww! What a snobby place!
Harry: It is a bit!
Hermione: I TOLD you we should have gone to my house,
didn't I?
Rob: I meant, it'll be more fun.
Hermione: Oh.
Harry: Hahahahaha! Poor Hermione!
Hermione: I bet Malfoy has gone to my house. He calls
us "Mudbloods," Rob.
Harry: He doesn't call me a mudblood. He never did-I'm
not a mudblood.
Hermione: Neither am I!
Ron: You are what "Mudblood" means though. But that
ain't a nice name. I won't call you that, Hermy.
Hermione: I'd rather be called Hermy, thank you.
Ron: Hermy Germy!
Julie: I've got the potion. Hermione, ignore him.
Hermione: That's what I intend to do.
Harry: Now, don't argue. We haven't even got in yet.
Hand me the potion.
Ron: And me!
Harry: Yuck! Hey, I ain't got a hand!
Hermione: Eww...cool! I feel really light!
Julie. Now me...urgh!
Robert: Me me! Yum!
All the others: What?????
Robert: I love bat's spit!
All the others: URGH!
Harry: Bat's spit? Eww...
Hermione: We have to go down the chimney. Before we do
that, we'd better take this potion-it makes us visible
to each other, but not to any Muggles.
Everyone: Yum! This tastes like strawberry!
Hermione: Furberry actually.
Ron: Oh yes! I love that!
Hermione: Let's go!
Inside the house
Harry: We're in the living room.
Ron: Look, there's your uncle!
Harry: Boo!
Vermon: Petunia, where's my toast?
Petunia: In the toast rack!
Rob: Ha! He's ugly!
Harry: I know. He picks his nose all the time. Yuck!
And that's where I slept till I was 11. Under the
stairs.
Julie: Hiya VERMON! MR UGLY POO!
Vermon: Who said that?
Harry: How can he hear us?
Petunia: Chris Tarrant on the TV.
Ron: Phew!
Harry: Have you got the notebook?
After three hours
Ron: So this is what happened: Vermon got in the bath.
He turned on the tap...
(Rob and Julie laugh)
Harry: What's so funny?
Rob: He actually turned on a tap!
Ron: You've got to admit, it is funny.
Harry: And that's all that happened. Apart from a bit
of speech.
(They fly out the chimney.)
Hermione: I told you we should have gone to my
house............
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!