Josh Adkins
Awesome project
4-24-09
BSG – Lost crossover
Strange Attractors
Dr. halliwax was reading in his study when suddenly he hear a loud sound "shrinnn" came from his closet, halliwax looked up and said "WHAT ON EARTH". He reached for the closet door but before he could open it out came Colonel Tigh from Battlestar Galactica "Who the Frack are you" Tigh said. I am Edgar Halliwax and this is my home. "How did I get here" said tigh, I don't know said halliwax. Perhaps it was a timespace rift. "Frack me" said tigh. I just got off duty and was headinf down to my cabin and thrn this happened. "i'm confused", they said together. Just then Hurrly from th4 tv show came in through the front door, he didn't even knock, which was just like him really. "umm dudes.. the sky went black and I think that it's time that we got all of our feelings out for one another. Both halliwax and Tigh looked at each other and then at Hurrley. "that seems reasonable said halliwax, tigh said "i just met you, but only under one condition. "Yeah? Said Hurley. What's that?" "Grape jelly. And lots of it." said tigh. "...i would be down with that," mused Hallifax. "but where will we get grape jelly? I do not have grape jelly," he said gazinng purposefly into Hurleys chocolate brown orbs. "dude, I am a cook, I have grape jelly", Hurley answered, returning his gaze with questioning eyes and pondering how difficult grape jelly would be to remove from the lush shag carpet blanketing the hallifax house. By this point, tigh was so gigglely from the prospect of grape goodness dripping from his new found lovers that he forgot about he obligation to his wife and responsibility to his crew. "For fracks sake are we going to do this or stand around like roosters?" said tigh, "patients" said halliwax "hurrley must go all the way to the kitchen to get the vast amount of grape jelly that your require." said halliwax. "well get on with it" said tigh. "Ok dudes i'll be back in a few with enough jelly to make like a thousand sandwhiches." Hurrley left in the lonely darkness. "I'm glad he's gone for now, I wanted to get to know you better.." said halliwax. Just as tigh and halliwax started to.. you know... hurrly staggered in with a five gallon bucket with Dharma jelly: Grape on the side. "Whoa dudes youstarted with out me?" Tigh looked in his big blue orbs and Hurley felt a tingle on his now grape covered body. After a few minutes there was grape everywhere. Fade to blaack....