Disclaimer- Hi, I'm Neo Larkens, and I'm here to tell you about how Yugi tells you about AIDS. I don't own Yugioh, or AIDS, but my mom says that she has it, so if you want the rights to it, ask her.
Enjoy!
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"Hi, I'm Yugi Mouto, and I'm here to tell you all about AIDS"
"AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease that you can get from sex, or needle-shareing, or your docter.
Tea looked at Yugi
Quixxically, and said, "Yugi, how do you know so much about
AIDS?"
Yugi smilled, and said "Grandpa told me."
"Grandpa?"
"Yeah,
grandpa."
And then tea said "Oh." Realy loud
Suddenly, Tristin came out of nowhare and hit Tea accros the face to the ground and the ground said "ouch!"
"Taylor, what the Hell is your prob, hitting me?"
"IT'S NOT FUNNY TO TALK. ABOUT AIDS!!!!!!!!! IT'S SUPER SERIOUS STD YOU COULD DIE!!!
….
"Why so serious?" The Joker stabbed him with a pencil.
Taylor screamed and started bleeding really loud.
"are you okay,
Tristing?"
"He's bleeding out of his face, Yugi, I don't
think he's okay."
"I WASN"T ASKIN G YOU, SO SHUT THE HELL
UP YOU ASSCLOWN!!!!!!!"
Tea shut up.
And then Yugi said.
"Let's talk some more about AIDS. Hey, Grandpa, how do people get
aids?"
"Well, Yugi, it's a very long and complex process,
but if you work hard, you'll be able to achieve anything."
"Even
AIDS?"
"Yes, even
AIDS."
"Grandpa?"
"Yeah, grandpa."
"I didn't think that AIDS was a good thing…" Tea said
And Grandpa said,
"You're wrong."
Tristin then punched grandpa in the ovaries
and shouted "IT IS TOO A BAD THING YOU COULD DIE FROM IT, YOU
DITCHFACE!"
And then grandpa shoved the pencil further into Tristand eye until it stabbed his brain and he died. And then a cattilac ran over him
"What the hell?' Yugi said, confused at this sudden turn of events.
"Tristain died."
"Oh,
okay, I get it now."
And then, from out of the Cattilac, out
stepped a bodyless pair of tap shoes, dancing ontop of Tristains dead
body to the tune of 'Baby got Back'. Kaiba folloed them, and
started to dance as well. He jumped into the tap shoes and
TRANSFORMED into the Lord of the Dance.
Tea started to clap along and dance too, and Yugi started to spin around in circles rapidly. He was supprised.
And then everyone got Aids and died, the end/
Tea said "Friendship"