Chapter 1: The Briefing
Silence....is...golden....
The young princess sits in her dress.... Her 16th birthday is here.... but something is the
matter... with her mother... Queen Brahne of Alexandria.... Princess Garnet has a
flashback.... of a storm... and her on a raft... with her young mother.... her real mother...
by her side... and now she is here.... but she loves Queen Brahne (how can ne1 luv a bitch
that fat???).... yet there is something wrong .... and Princess Garnet will do what she can
to find out what.....
Aboard the Thieves Airship
"Hello? Anybody here?
"Who is it? Who are you?"
"It's me, Zidane."
"Hey. What took you?"
"Nice to see you too, Cinna. Where are Blank and the others?"
"There in the briefing room. The boss should be here soon."
"Good, he's not here yet. I hope those posters are still up if you know what I mean.
Zidane Tribal was an orphan with a 3 foot tail. But that didn't mean he was different from
your average teen chick-chasing pervert. He was a player, or atleast tried to be one.
Moments later in the briefing room Baku, the Tantulus leader, briefs the mission with the
team of young thieves..
"Ok morons, here's the plan. Regeant Cid of Lindblum wants us to kidnap the gorgeous
Princess Garnet. That fat bitch, Queen Brahne, has been attacking small nearby towns
and he wants to know why. He's hoping to get some answers out of that (whipes drool off
of chin) beautiful.... tender.... gorgeous.... "
"Uh, boss," spoke Blank, "your're rambling again."
"OH!!!", cried Baku snapping out of his little trance, "Sorry. As i was saying, Alexandria
Castle is holding the most famous play, I Wanna be Your Canary. That's where we
come in. Blank, take it away. I'm gonna get a beer and maybe a naughty magazine while
I'm at it.
"Ok here's how it is. We will all be taking part in the play. Zidane, you will be the main
character."
"Sweetness, man, Sweetness", said Zidane with a smile on his face.
"As I was saying before I was ever so rudely interrupted. We will all be taking part in the
play. As we progress, we will wait for the fight scene when Zidane will chase Cinna off the
stage. That is when you willhave to look for the Princess."
"And THEN what do we do Zidane?", asked Baku trying to make sure if Zidane was
paying attention to the briefing or the Playboy posters on the walls.
"We kidnap Queen Brahne?", replied Zidane with no confidence in his answer.
"Damn straight we kidnap that,"answered Baku " butt-ugly, fat, bitchy.. WHAT AM I
SAYING? Try again, Zidane!! You can say goodbye to those posters as well!"
"We kidnap Garnet?" said Zidane, this time beleiving in his answer but still staring at the
posters on the walls.
"Damn straight we kidnap that most babe-lucious babe in the kingdom!", said Baku
drooling once again.
And with that, the band of thieves was already flying to Alexandria to put on a play that
no one would ever forget. Tantulus was a famous group of thieves knows throughout the
world. There hideout was in Lindblum. Baku had adopted Zidane long ago. Yet he did not
act like a father at all. He treated Zidane just like he treated all his other friends. But unlike
most orphans.... Zidane never once thought about his birthplace... not yet that is....
ok so i jus went off the real story and modified it to my desire REVIEW IT PLEASE I BEG OF U
Silence....is...golden....
The young princess sits in her dress.... Her 16th birthday is here.... but something is the
matter... with her mother... Queen Brahne of Alexandria.... Princess Garnet has a
flashback.... of a storm... and her on a raft... with her young mother.... her real mother...
by her side... and now she is here.... but she loves Queen Brahne (how can ne1 luv a bitch
that fat???).... yet there is something wrong .... and Princess Garnet will do what she can
to find out what.....
Aboard the Thieves Airship
"Hello? Anybody here?
"Who is it? Who are you?"
"It's me, Zidane."
"Hey. What took you?"
"Nice to see you too, Cinna. Where are Blank and the others?"
"There in the briefing room. The boss should be here soon."
"Good, he's not here yet. I hope those posters are still up if you know what I mean.
Zidane Tribal was an orphan with a 3 foot tail. But that didn't mean he was different from
your average teen chick-chasing pervert. He was a player, or atleast tried to be one.
Moments later in the briefing room Baku, the Tantulus leader, briefs the mission with the
team of young thieves..
"Ok morons, here's the plan. Regeant Cid of Lindblum wants us to kidnap the gorgeous
Princess Garnet. That fat bitch, Queen Brahne, has been attacking small nearby towns
and he wants to know why. He's hoping to get some answers out of that (whipes drool off
of chin) beautiful.... tender.... gorgeous.... "
"Uh, boss," spoke Blank, "your're rambling again."
"OH!!!", cried Baku snapping out of his little trance, "Sorry. As i was saying, Alexandria
Castle is holding the most famous play, I Wanna be Your Canary. That's where we
come in. Blank, take it away. I'm gonna get a beer and maybe a naughty magazine while
I'm at it.
"Ok here's how it is. We will all be taking part in the play. Zidane, you will be the main
character."
"Sweetness, man, Sweetness", said Zidane with a smile on his face.
"As I was saying before I was ever so rudely interrupted. We will all be taking part in the
play. As we progress, we will wait for the fight scene when Zidane will chase Cinna off the
stage. That is when you willhave to look for the Princess."
"And THEN what do we do Zidane?", asked Baku trying to make sure if Zidane was
paying attention to the briefing or the Playboy posters on the walls.
"We kidnap Queen Brahne?", replied Zidane with no confidence in his answer.
"Damn straight we kidnap that,"answered Baku " butt-ugly, fat, bitchy.. WHAT AM I
SAYING? Try again, Zidane!! You can say goodbye to those posters as well!"
"We kidnap Garnet?" said Zidane, this time beleiving in his answer but still staring at the
posters on the walls.
"Damn straight we kidnap that most babe-lucious babe in the kingdom!", said Baku
drooling once again.
And with that, the band of thieves was already flying to Alexandria to put on a play that
no one would ever forget. Tantulus was a famous group of thieves knows throughout the
world. There hideout was in Lindblum. Baku had adopted Zidane long ago. Yet he did not
act like a father at all. He treated Zidane just like he treated all his other friends. But unlike
most orphans.... Zidane never once thought about his birthplace... not yet that is....
ok so i jus went off the real story and modified it to my desire REVIEW IT PLEASE I BEG OF U