Disclaimer: Batman (C) DC Comics

Batman Returns (C) Warner Bros.

Co-written with neostardustdragon101

A/N: OK, ladies and gentleman, this is an idea that me and neostardustdragon101 have been working on during my other work, Hear Me Roar. This is, yes, another rewrite of the movie. But only this one has nothing to do with Hear Me Roar, this is based on both the movie and the novel. The one I'm putting here is a short preview of the upcoming rewrite, which is quotes from the movie and the novel that most of you know so well, and there will be some scenes that me and neostardustdragon101 wrote together in private, so the intercourse between Batman and Catwoman will be very different from the movie, not to mention, very saucy. So yeah, both Bruce and Selina will be getting along so well here in this rewrite, and I hope you like to see where it goes. In the meantime, this preview is just quotes from the movie, and the next chapter is where the story really begins. The rewrite of Batman Returns will be coming soon, so watch this space. Peace!

"Life's a bitch, now so am I!"

"Ah, a direct approach, I admire that in a man with a mask."

"You really don't think you'll win, do you?"

"Things change."

"Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married."

"Nothing surprises me, Chip, except your late mother. Who'd have thought Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry."

"You make so easy, don't you, honey? Waiting for some big, strong man to save you."

"I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much yummier."

"I'm Catwoman, hear me roar!"

"It's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. Least they're committed."

"My name is not Oswald! It's Penguin! I am not a human being, I am an animal! Cold-blooded!"

"Actually, this is all just a bad dream. You're at home in bed, heavily sedated, resting comfortably, dying from the carcinogens you personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony, or poetic justice? You tell me."

"You gotta admit, I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell!"

"My dear penguins, we stand on a great threshold! It's okay to be scared; many of you won't be coming back. Thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish all of God's children! First, second, third and fourth-born! Why be biased?! Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal, with their erogenous zones blown sky-high! Forward march! The liberation of Gotham has begun!"

"You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!"

"Meow."

"Since you've been honest with me, I think this kitty needs her milk again, rubber boy."

"You're catnip to a girl like me. Handsome, dazed, and to die for."

"Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it."

"But a kiss can be deadlier if you mean it."

"Maybe rescuing me from dangerous situations is starting to become your full time job, butt man."

"I can't believe what I'm hearing. I've never seen you act this weak."