"Let me get this straight, your telling me that I'm a witch-"

"-A wizard."

"So your telling me that I'm a wizard and I attend a school called Hogzits-"

"-Hogwarts."

"And I wave my magic wand about and ride a stick through the sky trying to catch some tiny golden ball all the while I have flying balls of death that could easily take my head off coming right at me, and to add to the stupitidy of this game there is no safty net?"

"Well... nobody has really thought of that."

"Your also telling me that I am famous because by some weird miracle I survived a killing curse and defeated a snake faced creep who likes to kill babies in his spare time."

My eyes became slits as I glared at the gathered group of robe wearing weirdos (cough* cultist *cough) with sucpicion. As I gazed at their hopeful faces I felt the need to crush that hope, brutaly.

"I call bullshit."

Maybe I should rewind. Well I would rewind if I could remember anything, but who cares about reality because apperantly magic exists and I'm a famous wizard. Yay.

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I barley resisted the urge to cover my ears as Hermione rambled on and on and on about something or another, asking questions about whatever she was talking about to make sure we were listening. Yes, it had been a normal day.

We had just gotten out of our potions class and we were on our way to our charms class. I glanced about with narrowed eyes, it had been to quit today. The usual bad things that happened to me had yet to happen, not that I want them to happen or anything. Its just it was to... peaceful.

Maybe I jinxed it or maybe it was just my natural bad luck kicking in or maybe it was because fate wanted to screw with me again. Whatever the reason is my normal, peaceful day was ruined. The only warning I had gotten was a glimpse of greasy blonde hair and a weasel like face before a curse was sent flying at me.

In my attempt to avoid the tripping jinx I sent mysef tumbling to the ground, ironic really.

The last thing I saw was Hermione and Rons panicked faces before the word went black. Little did I know at the time was that particular event would cange my life forever.

I'm not quite sure if that change was for the better or worse.