Gloria! In ex-Simpsons deo!
Chapter 1: T' was the nightmare before Christmas
"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Simpson house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse." The Narrator said in front of a familiar yellow house. Just as he was about to continue Santa's little helper came to the window chewing on a drumstick. Homer sneaks up to him and grabs it but Santa's little helper starts growling and won't let go and the fight continues with Homer yelling and the dog growling.
"Ok, so there is stirring… I'm not the one messing up this rhyme. But I'll save my complaining for another time. Out here in Springfield the flowers were blossoming crissom while there was a break out a the Springfield Prison." The narrator continued. Sirens were going off and prisoners were running around the streets. One knocked the narrator out of the way. He fell in the snow and watched as the cops kept running around losing control of the situation. Snake ran up the street and then stopped looking around.
"Snake was so excited. He didn't know what to do so he went to the Kwik E Mart to rob poor Apu." Said the narrator
"Hey, Thanks." Said Snake to the narrator and then ran off down the street towards the Kwik E Mart.
In all the confusion a young woman of twenty three runs down the street and straight up the walk to the Simpsons house looking behind her nervously.
"Then out of the confusion came a new girl. She looked as of she just fell into this world. She ran up the walk looking around in suscpicion and went of the the house of the Simpsons. She knocked and knocked and knocked and knocked some more." Said the narrator "HEY! Isn't someone going to get the door!" he yelled to the Simpsons.
Marge opens the door. "Hello." Said Marge
"Hello, my name is Gloria. I've been running from house to house all night and everyone has refused to help me. Someone is trying to kill me…" said Gloria
"Kill you? Who's trying to kill you?"Marge asks
"Robert Terwillger. " said Gloria
"Sideshow Bob? I'm sorry I'm not sure if we could help you either." Said Marge
"Please! Please! I've been to every other house around." Said Gloria
Marge sighs "Well, I suppose you could stay for the night.", "As for you, we don't need you anymore."
" then give me my money and I'll go to Las Vegas and win so much more." Said the narrator
Marge gives the narrator his money and he leaves. "Come on in," said Marge "We're in the middle of dinner."
Marge leads Gloria into the dining room. She leaves the room and then comes back with an extra chair that she puts next to Bart. Then goes and gets an extra plate. She comes back into the room and sits down at her place next to Lisa.
" I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?" asked Bart looking at Gloria.
"I'm Gloria. It's nice to meet you, Bart." Said Gloria.
"I'm sorry, Gloria…" said Marge. "Everyone this is Gloria. Gloria this is my husband Homer. My daughter Lisa. Our baby Maggie. And of course you've met our son, Bart. And Of course, I'm Marge. "
"So, Gloria. What brings you here?" asked Homer
" It's my first week in town and someone is trying to kill me." Said Gloria
"You're first week you enjoying Springfeild?" asked Homer as if saying someone was trying to kill her was completely normal. The others stare at her in shock.
" Who's trying to kill you?" asked Bart
"Some guy named Robert Tellwinger." Gloria said
"Sideshow Bob? Mom! Mom, we can't let her stay here!" yelled Bart
"It's only for the night." Marge said
"Has everyone forgetten the lengths Bob has gone to try to kill me! How do we know she's not some trap!" said Bart
"I swear I'm not. " Gloria said
"Why is he trying to kill you?" asked Lisa
"Because I overheard him planning to kill someone. I assume it was Bart." Said Gloria
" If he thinks you're coming to warn Bart he'll get here even faster." Lisa pointed out.
It started to rain and lightning hit close by the house.
"I'm going to bed. " said Bart jumping out of his seat.
"Good idea." Said Gloria "I think I will too."
They open the door to Bart's room. They go in, close the door behind them and Sideshow Bob is hanging on the door. "Merry Christmas!" said Sideshow Bob jumping from the door and taking out a knife "I have a gift for the two of you." Said Sideshow bob and he menacingly inched forward.