A/N: Set in the POV of Leon. They're supposed to be his thoughts...but I put him out of character.

They're the thoughts hidden deep inside himself! YEAH! That's my excus-er...reason! O.o;;;;;;;

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So you no sue.

~*~

A terror never seen before
And no one seems to care
A wonder no one's ever seen
With beautiful raven hair

A beauty with a devil's smile
Lures me slowly in
Lead me not into temptation
You know I cannot win.

His fingers run through their fur
His claws of painted red
Please lead me not into temptation
Romance is already dead.

I stand outside the man's small shop
So innocent, it seems
But I bid you welcome to Chinatown
The embodiment of your dreams.

You dream of trying to start anew
His shop can help you cope
His shop filled with exotic pets
His shop of love and hope.

Find your dream and be aware
Of the contract's every word
Remember to know its likes and loves
And don't think this is asurd

To love and to like are often confused
Please know this when you sign
I already know what love is, however
And my true love shall always be mine.

I promise to never leave your side
Forever, you and me.
Don't ever change who you are
I love you, my Count D.

~*~Owari~*~

A/N: Weeeell! *cough* Leon's not as stupid as everyone around here says he is! See?!

...oi. Tough crowd. *waves hands as if to brush it off* Sorry about the shortness.

And the...badness. O.o Please review! =D