This is my one, and possibly even only, attempt at a crack-fic.
"WHY?" He shouted, glaring at the red-head girl with such intensity that unseen children cringed in fear. "How could you do this to me?"
"I'm sorry, Matt, but it's just not working..." She said, hoping it would make the stressful conversation end just a little faster.
"Sora... I can't believe it!" He continued to shout, "You betrayed me!"
The boy with the bushy brown hair and goggles piped up, "Matt, it could have been a lot worse..."
"Oh, don't you get involved in this! You're just as guilty as her!" Matt screamed, taking a step toward the boy.
"Matt, we're both really sorry, but you can't change what's happenedl!"
"But you... You..." He whimpered.
"Matt," The brown haired boy started again, "Just face it; It's over."
The blond opened the freezer again, and began to cry.
"How could you guys do this to me?" He asked.
"I told you Matt, it just wasn't working! It had been going downhill for a long time, we both knew it was!" Sora shouted, exhausted at the hours they'd spent fighting over it.
"You could have at least told me!" He spat back at her, "But you didn't even have the decency to do that! You went behind my back, the both of you, and I can never forgive you!"
"Matt," Tai said for a third time, "You know what would have happened if we hadn't done it."
"Well you still could have told me!"
"Matt, it would have melted!" Tai shouted.
"But it was MY-"
"It was not yours! It was not anyone's to own." The red-haired girl interjected.
"It was LOVE!" Matt screamed.
The red-head and brunette simultaneously facepalmed, and shouted, "IT WAS ICE CREAM!"