Alex: hiya people!!!

Lyndy: *isn't talking to Alex*

Alex: ya if your wondering why my cohort here isn't speaking its probably because Sakura is kinda stealing her man right now /////* giggles as her friends face turn red* //////

Lyndy: just get on with it SO ITLL BE OVER!!!! /// *shakes Alex by the shoulder till she falls over unconsiuos */// woops, oh well maybe now she'll work on some of her other fics, and some homework that's a week late………

U.N.: wow so this is for lovagirl132 and her contest for a cameo, ///*winks* /// maybe I can get a 'scene' with Shikamaru or Shino or Kisame even Choji(I need to tone down my list of favorite chars XD)and save you all the torment of my useless rants about how…oh nevermind enjoy my drabble

'Deidara's Thoughts'

"Sakura talking to brain dead Deidara"

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'I wonder why it's called a study date if nothing happens more then studying. Yeah?'

"And further more if you divide by the sum of both X and Y you can in theory get the angle of B!"

'Hmm maybe this isn't so bad, yeah? At least I can think about things , un?'

"On to History, we really need to cram on this if we wanna have anytime after school tomorrow for a movie"

'That's right just keep talking and ill sit here, looking at those luscious lips of yours wondering if I can sneak a few pecks in between English and Social Studies, yeah?'

"Speaking of Movies I have movie night with Ino and Hinata tonight, we're gonna go see Last Holiday with Queen Latifah"

'Hmm what was that treat she made me for Valentines day again? Oh I think it was those Devil cakes brownies, maybe I can get her to make me some more, yeah'

"Well getting back on track, In the Ming dynasty all written texts were ordered to be burned! Can you believe that? A King who believed higher knowledge was only for nobles!

'I wonder what the guys are doing, un. Probably a lot luckier then me, hey who am kidding Itachi probably 'getting' lucky about know, yeah…...'

"I mean it's outrageous! Why would anyone be cosseted enough to ignore the masses need for knowledge! Its like taking all those cancer sticks form Asuma-sensei and expecting him not to skewer you until you give them back!"

'Hmm skewer that's a funny word, skewer, skewer, wait Shiskabob is even funnier! But hard to spell, no wonder I couldn't pass that test last Friday……'

"Oh wait he wasn't a king he was an emperor! Hehe silly me, maybe we should do this more often, then maybe it will finally pound into my skull!'

"WAIT???WHAT???NO I WILKL NOT STAN-is that a ladybug on the light, un?'

"Deidara? Are you even listening to me?"

"Wow I never knew bugs were so fast, I wonder why he's flying away form Sakura, yeah"

"Deidara?"

'I think Shino once said something about bugs and animals sensing danger, I wonder why….'

"DEIDARA??

"Crap" thump

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This is probably the shortest thing I've ever written, I just hope its funny enough XD!!!

Well fans (or rather lack there of judging by the reviews I'm getting……or rather not getting) Wish me luck!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and to those who read it I'm thinking of changing my name to "Cliff Climber" its been my anonymous reviewing signature whenever I'm to lazy to login XD