Disclaimer: I HATE Lima Beans! Oops! I mean I don't own Pokemon, but I do own everything that happens in this fic!
Ash: Lets Go!
Misty: Hasn't He been saying that for the Last 3 Days?
Tracey: DaaaaaaDrools
Misty: Never mind.
Ash: Hold On! What The ^! ^! %! $U#^$! %~% Is that?!Ash sees Tracey Drooling in the Mirror
Tracey: sucks in drool Oh, that's just my fat hairy ***.
Misty: EWWWWW!! KILL IT! KILL IT!
Tic Tac: Hiya! Whatcha' Doin'?
Ash: Trying to kill Tracey.
Tic Tac: Let me "Help"!
Misty: Ok.
Now this is the good part
Tic Tac Takes Out his AUTHOR'S PENCIL and erases Tracey's Body, Turning Him Into A Magikarp
Tracey: What the Carp! Carp! Carp! Tracey Suddenly Realizes His Pants Don't Fit
Scyther now comes out
Scyther: Scy Scyth Scyther Scy Scy! I Vaunt To Drink Your Blood
Tracey: AHHHHHHH
Tic Tac: Ash, Get Out your guns.
Ash: But I don't own a gun.
Tic Tac: That's about to changeAsh is now wearing a James Bond Suit, And Holding A couple Of Rocket Launchers
Ash: Sweet!
Tic Tac: Lets get this over with.
Ash, Misty, And Tic Tac Brutally Kill Tracey. Then Gary comes By, Pawns Off his Car to Tic Tac For the Scyther, which brutally murders Gary, who is found by team rocket, so they use his body as a picnic table and repair their punctured balloon with his clothes, only to be killed by the vampire Gary and Scyther. Ash dies of a bladder infection from being too close to Misty in bed. Misty is shot in the heart by the Mafia, hired by Mrs. Ketchum, who is having an affair with Oak, Who gets sent to jail because of the Mafia stuff, and Prof. Oak breaks her out, so they are illegally married, and then become partners in crime. Then the world comes to an end because I said so.
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Authors Notes: that was odd neigh? Don't flame me! I was drinking coffee!