As I walk through the streets of Gravity Falls, I have one thing on my mind, leaving. Don't get me wrong, the town itself is completely cool, but the people are a different story. A lot of people here are just weird, crazy, and chaotic. You can't walk down the street without someone yelling something about the end of the world or fall of the government, or something like that. Just yesterday while I was hanging out with my friends, and some guy told me to stop polluting the soil. I gladly told him to go fuck himself.

Which brings me to a completely different subject, swearing. I am one of the two people in this town who swear's in public, the other being Manly Dan. I guess that is why he respects me enough to let me date his daughter. I swear, it is like people have a thing against swearing. To me, they are just words, and should be treated as such. Of course everytime I do swear I get yelled at by twenty different people, but I really don't give a shit.

"Hey, Robbie!" I turn around to see my two best friends in the world, Lee and Nate. Both are pretty much the same personality wise (trouble making, fun loving guys), but look COMPLETELY different.

"Hey guys, anything new?"

"Dude, we found these water ballons!" said Nate excitedly, "We are going to throw them at those Pines twins!"

The Pines twins, mother of god. I swear, when they came into this town, chaos followed. The Pines twins consisted of two kids, Dipper Pines and Mabel Pines. I don't know much about Mabel (since I never had a conversation with her), but I do know one thing about her brother, Dipper. I hate him, and he hates me.

The reason for our hatred is simple, we both love the same girl, Wendy, who happens to be my girlfriend. I know you guys are going to be like "Oh, but he's just a kid, don't be so hard on him!" But isten, how would you like it if this kid comes into the room and immediately starts talking to your girl like she was bound to tell him she love's him any minute. It hurts to keep it all in. Wendy doesn't know he likes her, which I guess is for the best, for now.

"Nah, don't." If Wendy found out I let them do that to them, I would be knee deep in shit. "Why don't you guys throw 'em at the weird kid, Gideon."

"You sure? Everyone knows you hate that Dipper guy."

"I'm sure, besides I would like to see that fat ass throw a temper tanturm."

"Okay, see ya!" Then they were off in the direction of Gideon's house.

I walk for a few more minutes before I find myself in front of Wendy's workplace, the Mystery Shack, the biggest piece of shit I saw. I walk in and see Dipper sitting where Wendy should be, just reading that book.

"Why are you here." He said coldly.

"I'm here to see my girlfriend."

"She's not here, I'm covering for her."

"Well how long do you think s-" Then, out of nowhere, Mabel comes running in yelling something.

"Dipper!" she says happily "Let's play a game!"

"What? Why?" he said, a little annoyed, though regretted saying that at Mabel went on and on about it. Well, I don't know about you, but if I had a family memeber like Mabel, I would never get annoyed by that smile. Its even makes me feel a little happier inside to see it.

"What do you want to play? Tag?"

"Nope."

"Video games?"

"No."

"Alright, um what abo-"

"What about hide-and-seek?" I said, knowing that their rambling would last forever if I didn't stop it.

"That's perfect! We could play it right no- Wendy!" Mabel yelled as Wendy came through the door.

"Hey Mabes, oh and thanks Dipper for covering for me."

"No, problem!" he says as he smirks at me. I wonder if I can find time to kick his ass later.

"So, what were you guys talking about?" Wendy said before she pecked me on the lips. Dipper's smirk finally ended, I have to remember to thank Wendy later.

Me and Wendy are really tight. Ever since the 3rd grade, we have been best friends ever since. And recently, we started dating, and we have already done so much together. We kiss multiple times a day, have been on about seven dates, and had sex two times. The only people who know about the sex part is Nate and Lee, can't trust Tambry. She is constantly on her cell phone, she might text it to some girl, then she tells another girl, and before you know it, everybody knows. And I will make sure that Manly Dan, Wendy's father, never finds out. If he does, I'm dead.

"We were about to play hide-and-seek!" said Mabel. I have never met someone who can smile over the same thing for so long.

"Cool, I'll play." and as Wendy said that, she immediately start thinking heavily before finally smiling and said, "Alright, Robbie goes first." I jump the moment my name was said.

"What? Oh c'mon, I hate going first." I said

"Trust me, you won't after this." I don't know what she's planning, but it must be good.

"Alright, count to one hundred! We'll hide!" Mabel said running in random directions to find a good place to hide. Dipper quickly following.

"Good Luck." Wendy said, as she winked at me.

"This is going to be good." I said to myself.

-One Hundred Second Later-

I start to think to myself,"Alright, finally got to one hundred, let see. I saw Mabel and Dipper run to the living room, but then I heard footsteps upstairs. But then I heard someone come back down stairs, well I guess if I look fo-" I look over to the desk, and right next to the eye ball jar, is a note that says-

Dear Robbie,

I don't know about you, but I am in the mood for some love. Come to the closet, we can do it do you say?

Love, Wendy

I look at the note with a suprised look on my face. Really? During a hide-and-seek game? Couldn't there be a better place for sex? Well, who cares, I'm going to have SEX! I quickly look for a closet, and I find one in the upstairs thinking, I pulled the door open, closed it.

I heard a gasp at first, but I quickly silenced Wendy with my lips. It was nice, but not at first. She really didn't react to it at all, but after thirty seconds of kissing her, she started kissing back. Then, before I know it, we are making out. I loved every minute of this, I don't know why, but this kiss is a bit better than the others. After hearing her moan a little, I thought it was time for touching.

"Oh, god Wendy!" I said, enjoying every minute of this, "Man I love to touch your nice, soft flat chest! Wait, what!"

Flat chest? Last time I checked, Wendy had breasts. But then how does that expl- Now that I think about it, she ain't ever wearing the same shirt, its like a... sweater.

Oh fuck!

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