K.G.: Hello! And welcome to my first Yu-Gi-Oh! Ficcie!

Joey: So, you're the new authoress on Fanfiction?

K.G.: Yep! ^^

Yami: Are you going to make me wear a dress?

K.G.: Most likely.

Tea: Are you going to make me look like an idiot or try to kill me?

K.G.: Well of course I am.

Mokuba: Am I going to go on sugar highs.

K.G.: No.

Mokuba: Awww man.

Kaiba: Are you going to try and join SKTS?

K.G.: Yes I will try to join. Then I can glomp you as much as I want! ^_^

Kaiba: o.o

K.G.: Okay enough questions I'm sure my readers want to get on to the disclaimer so they can enjoy the random stupidity I go through and torture of you guys afterwards.

All: O.O;

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or anything else copyrighted to Kazuki Takahashi. So I'll just have to make do with the dreams I have of Seto and everyone else from Yu-Gi-Oh, after I've watched too much of it.

~*~*~*~ ON TO THE FICCIE~*~*~*~

K.G.: *stares at Seto*

Kaiba:*stares at K.G.*

Everyone else: *stares at them both*

Kaiba:*blinks*

K.G.: HA!!! I told you ya couldn't beat me! I am the master of the contest of staring in which you stare!

Mokuba: *is K.G.'s translator* For those of you who do not speak fluent K.G., that means a staring contest.

Bakura: You are not the master of the contest in which you stare! I am!

K.G.: *glares at Bakura*

Bakura: *glares at K.G.*

K.G.: *pulls out a can of mace and thwacks Bakura on the head* Bwahahahaha! I win!

K.G.: and so ends the first chapter of this crazy Yu-Gi-Oh randomness thingy. (I know, short chapter) Next Chappy I'll have a guest!