Okay, my perverse hyperactive, slightly fangirlish side demands me to do this.. She's worse than Sakura! O.ô
Err.. Enjoyaz, I guessaz..
Airashi Niji was a curious woman. Very curious indeed. She was the one who sneaked into her brothers room when she heard muffled moans and creaking of a bed. She was the one who sat on the floor and dragged the cat in the tail, wondering why the noise came out in the other end. Of course she had raised herself of such things after a few years, and was now a calm, collected female of Sunagakure.
Yeah right!
Niji snorted randomly of laughter and hid it by coughing harshly as a medic nin sweeped by her office. She leaned over her desk to look after the person and fell back in her chair with a sigh. What's the use being a personal assistant when they don't need one? She didn't do work, she just filed papers, and drank way too much coffee. And don't forget the cookies. Delicious chocolate chip cookies. They were in a hidden room in her desk, just so nobody would steal them.
Niji smiled and was about to sneak her hand to take one of the heavenly bakery, when someone entered her office. "Airashi." Said a dark, smooth voice. Niji stared at the person, checking them out. Tall, toned and pale, with an adorable mop of red hair on the top. Like an vanilla ice cream with a weird cherry- She silenced her mind and bowed her head respectfully to the man. "Kazekage-sama, what can I do to assist you?" she said with no emotions showing in her voice. Except eagerness and a pale giggle.
The kazekage was silent, scanning her, and his eyes briefly halted at a certain place on her desk. Niji's heart stopped for a second. No! she thought in panic, beads of sweat running down her back. He averted his aqua eyes back to her vibrant violet, and nodded before walking out of her office again."I'm sorry for interrupting your work, Airashi." Came his voice from the hall before the sound of his steps vanished.
Niji breathed out and let her hand slide into the secret room. She fumbled around, waiting for the brown bag to appear somewhere. It didn't. She screeched loudly in horror, and pulled the room out of the desk and held it upside down. Not even a crumble fell down in her lap. She slammed the empty piece of wood down on her desk and growled in displeasure. Someone are going to pay.
Her eyes turned to the open door, remembering a certain strange vanilla ice cream with cherry who had been here. She sniffed the air and could smell the faint smell of sand and the sun of him.. And cookies! Delicious chocolate chip cookies! Oh no, he didn't! She thought in rage, but leant back in her chair with a michievious smirk as she began to formulate a plan in her head. Cherry-san is going to pay. Her inner self singed before a dark cackle runged through her head.
"Shikata ga nei." Niji agreed with a wide smirk.
(Shikata ga nei – It can't be helped.)
Gaara sat in his office, wide smirk on his face and a brown bag in his left hand. He loved cookies, couldn't help himself. Since he saw that Airashi woman walk around with chocolate all over her face, he knew where to go when he had a craving. Just like he had just done. He chuckled and popped another one into his mouth. He sucked the cookie slowly, allowing it to become more doughy, and the chocolates to melt in his mouth before he swallowed it. It was a loud knock on his door, and sand grabbed the bag with no further notice and slipped it inside his Kazekage robes.
"Come in." he said emotionsless and saw a rainbow head jump in hyperly with a wide smirk. "Airashi." he acknowledged his assistant before looking questionly at her. She bowed down for him, and through the still open double doors he saw Kankuro stare at her behind. He glared at him which made him run away. He fixed his eyes on the now standing woman and his eyes softened a tad. She did make lovely cookies.
"Ch- Err, Kazekage-sama." she said with an emberrassed blush. She shook her head, making the colourful bangs flow around her head before looking at him with an evil glimt in her eyes. "Permission to speak freely, Kazekage-sama?" she asked with a smile. Gaara raised a non-existing eyebrow at this. "When don't you speak freely, Airashi?" he asked coldly, making her rub the back of her head emberrassed, very much like Naruto. Gaara almost smiled at the resemblance, but stopped at a tiny smirk.
"Mou, Kazekage-sama, I forgot to give you some papers that came in this morning!" Niji said, smiling as she pulled out the top of her short kimono and pulled out seven sheets of paper. "It's confidental files from various villages, I bet most of them are filled with suck up comments, those old farts." she said with sparkling eyes as she walked over to his desk.
Gaara was gaping. Not the jaw-dropping one, but his lips were parted slightly, and his eyes had shock written in them. He couldn't believe his assistent had pulled paper out from her cleaveage, and had insulted several Daimyo's and Feudal Lords. His eyes snapped back on his desk when she laid the papers down infront of him. She sighed and stretched, his eyes traveling back to her cleaveage. It wasn't the biggest one he'd seen, but not the smallest either. The skin looked so soft, and he noticed his mouth watered.
"Kazekage-sama?" Niji said in wonder when she noticed where his eyes were lingering. She blushed and crossed her arms suddenly, making Gaara snap his head up to look in her eyes.
"Did you say something, N- Airashi?" he said, almost calling her by first name.
Niji nodded her head silently and let her arms droop by her sides, her soft lips pouting. "I said you have crumbles on your cheek, Kazekage-sama." she said and leaned over his desk, making him stiffen. She softly brushed the crumbles off his smooth skin and smiled. "There, all better!" she said happily and bowed, before turning away. "Good bye, Kazekage-sama, I hope you have a terrific day." she called over her shoulder as she closed the doors.
Gaara touched his cheek where she had been. Why didn't his sand stop her? He shrugged and rustled inside his robes for the bag of cookies. It wasn't there, but he snapped out a piece of paper.
Dear Kazekage-sama.
If you like my cookies that much, you could just ask for them instead of stealing them.
Airashi.
Gaara blinked. Counting once, twice, thrice- "Say what now? Ask for them?" Gaara muttered and read the note over and over. Someone bursting in the door made him jump back in this chair.
"OmggaaradearlittlebrotherIjusttastedthebesticecreamandIthinkitmayhavebeenextrasugarinitbecauseIcan'tstopramblingand-" Temari threw her Ramble no Jutsu in full power at the poor Kazekage and watched in joy as he died a little inside.
Gaara finally threw the closest thing he had at her to make her shut up. Unfortunately this was the note from Airashi, and Temari had claimed it as hers.
"Airashi.. OH! That's your super-cute assistant! You love cookies, she can obviously bake them! Take her out on a date! NO! Wait, way better: MARRY HER!!" She yelled loudly, earning a disturbed stare from Gaara.
Suddenly Kankuro came into the office too, butting inot Temari's thoughts. "Yeah, and you'll have sex and suddenly I'm an uncle! Gaara, you know how much I wanna be an uncle.." he said with a wink and a suggestive smirk.
Temari hit him smackdab in the face. "PERVERT! No, date her then marry, then sex! I wanna be an aunt so hurry up!" she said smiling.
Gaara looked abselutely horrified at his siblings. "I'm the youngest!" he protested, "You have both passed twenty for Kami's sake!" he said glaring at them knowingly.
"But your so cute, and so is she!" Teamri said with puppy eyes.
"And she's really hot too!" Kankuro said with horny hound eyes, earning another slap.
Gaara looked like he was going to pass out.
Suddenly, all of them were cut off by a knock.
"Come in!" all of them yelled, making Gaara glare at his siblings for taking his authority.
Airashi stuck her head in and smiled. "Hokage-sama is here, Kazekage-sama!"