Hello everyone...
Just a random thought came in my mind and I thought to pen it down...
Hope you all like it...
!SAHI PAKDE HAI!
One fine morning;
A case was reported and everyone except duo, kavin and freddy went towards the crime spot.
They were checking some files when suddenly they heard a voice of woman and a man.
Woman-" haaye daiyaa... humri toh zindagi ujad gayi..."
Man-" bahbhiji calm down..."
Abhijeet looked at them and said-" ek second... ek second.. aap log h kaun aur yaha kyu aaye hai..."
Mann said in style-" hello... myself Vibhuti narayan mishra aur ye h humari mohobatt..."
Woman-" aa... kaa bole..."
Vibhu-" mera matlab h ki ye h angoori bhabhi..."
Angoori-" raam raam..."
Daya-" namaste.. aap log yaha..."
Angoori-" haaye daiyaa CD saahab... hum lut gaye..."
Freddy( confused)-" CD?"
Vibhu-" she meant to say... CID..."
Angoori-" sahi pakde h..."
Abhijeet-" achcha.. waise hua kya h?"
Angoori-" humre ladoo ke bhaiya kahi kho gaye h..."
Kavin-" ladoo ke bhaiya..."
Vibhu-" unka naam manmohan tiwari h... that leechad gahtiya aadmi..."
Angoori( a bit angrily)-" dekhiye ladoo ke bhaiya ke baare mei aisa naahi boliye..."
Vibhu-" I'm sorry... I really very sorry..."
Angoori-" theek ba.."
Abhijeet jerked his mind and said-" aap log vistaar mei bataiye ki kya baat h..."
Vibhu-" hum log yaha mumbai darshan ke liye aaye the... hum yaani mai, bhabhi ji, that leechad... I mean tiwari ji aur daroga happu singh ji..."
Angoori-" haan CD saahab... aur anita bhabhi issliye nai aayi kyunki unki bathrooming class thi..."
Freddy's eyes got widened and he said-" bathrooming class... ye kaha chalti h..."
Vibhu-" inka matlab h grooming class.."
Angoori-" sahi pakde h..."
Daya-" anita kaun?"
Vibhu-" anita... meri wife..."
Angoori-" haan CD saahab... bahut achchi h wo... wahi toh kaam karti h ye toh nalle h..."
All smiled under their breath.
Vibhu-" bhabhiji..."
Kavin-" haan toh... ladoo ke bhaiya kaise gaayab hue..."
Vibhu-" gaayab nai pee ke pade honge kahi..."
Angoori-" dekhiye ladoo ke bhaiya ke baare mei aisa naahi boliye..."
Vibhu-" I take my words back bhabhiji..."
Daya-" ek minute... aap log humei bataenge ki tiwari ji kaise gum hue..."
Angoori( a bit teary)-" haaye daiyaa... humko naahi pata.. kal raat the hunre saath... subha uthe toh gaayab..."
Vibhu-" bhabhiji please... poch dijiye ye aansu... I can't see u crying..."
Abhijeet-" unki koi photo h..."
Angoori-" haan h..."
Angoori gave him photograph.
Daya-" hum ladoo ke bhaiya ko dhundhte h..."
Angoori-" thankoo very smooch..."
Abhijeet-" smooch..."
Daya-" smooch..."
Kavin smiled naughtily and said-" smooch..."
Vibhu( whispering)-" bhabhiji bhi ekdum baudam h..."
Angoori-" kaa bole."
Vibhu-"inka kehne ka matlab h.. thank you very much..."
Kavin-" ohh.."
Angoori-" sahi pakde h..."
Daya-" toh abhi aap jaiye..."
Angoori-" nahi nahi... jab tak ladoo ke bhaiya nahi mil jaate hum yahi rahenge..."
Vibhu-" bhabhiji..."
Abhijeet-" aap yaha reh ke kya karengi... hum dhundh rahe h na unhe..."
Angoori sat on the floor while crossing her legs and said-" jaldi se ladoo ke bhaiya ko dhundhiye warna hum amma ji ko kaal kar denge..."
Vibhu-" god please someone kill me..."
Abhijeet took out his gun and said-" really..."
Vibhu kept quite and freddy brought a chair and said-" aap chair pe baith jaiye..."
Angoori sat on the chair and said-" aap bahut neech ho..."
Freddy-" neech?"
Vibhu-" she meant to say nice..."
Angoori-" sahi pakde h..."
Suddenly a person came in saying-" arrey theher jao maharaaj..."
They all turned and the person said while coming in-" aree dada... tum na bhaiya vibhuti sasur bahut badi chiraand ho..."
Vibhu-" excuse me... maine aisa kya kar diya..."
Person-" achcha.. ka kar do hau... sasur... CID office ma aa gaye.. aur bataaya nai..."
Vibhu-" zaroori nai samjha..."
Person-" tumse toh sasur baad mei nipatte h... bhabhi angoori aapko bhi humra khyaal na aau... "
Abhijeet-" ek minute... ek minute... aap h kaun..."
Before the person could say anything, vibhu said-" ye h daroga happu singh ji... the nyochaawar king... jinke 9 9 thiya bachche aur ek pregnant biwi h..."
Daya-" matlab desh ki aabaadi badhane mei sabse bada haath issi ka h.."
Angoori-" sahi pakde h..."
Kavin-" daroga?"
Happu-" hau sahaab..."
Freddy-" mujhe toh tum hawaldaar lagte ho..."
Happu-" na na saahab... ei teen teen thaiya star h uniform pe..."
Abhijeet( whispering)-" hmmm... par mujhe toh tumhara teen guna nikla pet dikh raha h..."
Happu-" hau sahaab ... kuch kaha?"
Abhijeet-" nai.. nai toh..,"
Angoori-" daaroga ji.. ladoo ke bhaiya ka kuch pata chala..."
Happu-" na bhabhi angoori... par hum lage hue h... har sharaab ke theke pe unki khojai ho rahi h..."
All looked at him and he said-" humra matlab h ki khoj jaari h..."
Vibhu( whispering)-" waise bhi uss leeched aadmi ko aur kaha khoja jaa sakta h..."
Daya-" kuch kaha aapne..."
Vibhu-" nai toh..."
Angoori ( crying)-" haaye daiyaa... ab humra kaa hoga..."
Kavin-" mai hu na bhabhiji..."
All looked at him and vibhu said-" excuse me.. ye kya baka abhi abhi aapne.."
Kavin( trying to cover up)-" mere kehne ka matlab h ki hum sab h na... hum log khoj denge tiwari ji ko..."
Angoori-" thnakoo very smooch..."
Kavin smiled and said-" smooch... really..."
Vibhu-" she meant thank you very much..."
Angoori-" sahi pakde h..."
Abhijeet-" arrey freddy... bhabhiji ke liye kuch khaane peene ke liye laao..."
Angoori-" nahi nahi... jab tak ladoo ke bhaiya nai mil jaate hum kuch na khaenge.."
Happu-" bhabhi angoori tension na lo... hum abhi dhundh ke laate h unko..."
Suddenly they all heard a voice-" angoori... angoori..."
Angoori got up and said-" haaye daiyaa... ye toh ladoo ke bhaiya ki aawaz h..."
They all turned and saw tiwari ji.
Angoori ran and hugged him.
Vibhu and kavin looked up and signed.
Angoori-" haaye daiyaa... kaha chale gaye the aap..."
Tiwari-" areey hum toh tehelne nikal gaye the pagli..."
Vibhu-" toh bata ke nai jaa sakte h... pata h bhabhiji kitna pareshaan ho rahi thi."
Tiwari-" I'm sorry... I'm sorry..."
Vibhu hit his back and said-" don't copy me.."
Happu-" chalo maharaaj... waapas chale... abhi mumbai darshan bacha h..."
Tiwari-" haan pagli... chalo..."
Kavin-" aap.. aap inhe pagli mat boliye please... she is very innocent..."
Tiwari and vibhu glared him and angoori said-" haaye daiyaa.. thankoo very smooch..."
Kavin smiled and said" I'll really..."
Vibhu-" she meant thank you very much..."
Angoori-" sahi pakde h..."
Daya-" you are welcome..."
They all went and kavin said-" kya kismat h tiwari ji ki..."
Daya-" sahi kaha..."
Abhijeet-" ahaan... sahi pakde h..."
They all laughed and continued their work.
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So... Hope you all liked the silly idea of mine...
Take care and stay safe...
Love you all a lots... ;-)