Camp Phineas and Ferb
Chapter 1
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One day at Camp Kidney, Scoutmaster Lumpus and Slinkman were listening to a radio station in Lumpus' office. They were listening to the station on a radio that was sitting on Lumpus' desk.
"In just a moment, we are going to reward one of you listeners out there four free round-trip tickets to Hawaii," a radio announcer on the radio station explained. "When you hear this sound…."
The radio announcer played a sound of a loud dolphin call. It was so loud that it startled Lumpus and Slinkman, causing them to cover their ears.
"…be the 9th caller, and answer a trivia question correctly to win the tickets," the radio announcer continued. "We will not tell you when the sound is coming, so stay tuned, and you could be on your way to Hawaii."
The radio station transitioned to a commercial break. Lumpus turned the volume on the radio down a little.
"Ah, isn't this wonderful, Slinkman?" Lumpus asked his assistant.
"Is what wonderful, sir?" Slinkman asked back.
"I have the chance to win a trip to Hawaii, and get away from this putrid camp and all of the annoying ankle biter campers!"
Slinkman gasped in shock. "Sir, that is mean to say about the camp, and especially to the campers!" he scolded Lumpus, "Why would you say such horrible things about the camp and the scouts?"
"Because, Slinkman, everyday I have to tolerate the annoying behavior and antics of these campers, especially Lazlo and his Jellybean cabin friends!" Lumpus explained. "I feel like Candace from Phineas and Ferb every time I have to deal with Lazlo and his buddies."
"Now sir, the campers are just kids," Slinkman said, "Lazlo and his friends are just trying to have fun, and I think that if you started to become more open minded and made Camp Kidney more fun, the campers would enjoy Camp Kidney more. Your grumpy and hard-headed attitude is the reason why some campers act this way around camp."
"Make Camp Kidney fun?" Lumpus repeated. "Slinkman, you know good and well that I hate fun."
Slinkman sighed. "My point exactly," he said to himself.
"Now, quiet, Slinkman," Lumpus said as he turned the radio volume up, "I need to wait to hear that dolphin sound so I can call in and win the trip."
"Sir, how do you know that you are going to win?" Slinkman asked, "Your chances of being caller number nine are very slim."
"Never say never, Slinkman," Lumpus assured, "Because I got an ace up my sleeve!"
Lumpus opened up one of his desk drawers, and pulled out a lot of cell phones, which he then placed on top of his desk.
"Great googley moogley!" Slinkman exclaimed, "Sir, where did you get all of these phones?"
"Oh, umm, off of the internet," Lumpus said nervously, obviously lying.
"Sir, you cannot do this!" Slinkman exclaimed, "This is both cheating and unethical! I'm afraid you are going to have to return all of these cell phones to their rightful owners."
"But then I'll miss out on the contest," Lumpus complained.
"Sir, it is just a silly contest," Slinkman said, "No wonder you are setting a bad example for our campers."
Suddenly, the dolphin sound came through the radio, unbeknownst to Lumpus and Slinkman, who were arguing with each other.
"Wait, what's that sound?" Lumpus asked.
Lumpus and Slinkman turned their attention towards the radio, where they heard the dolphin sound.
"Alright, there goes the dolphin sound, which means our contest has officially begun!" the radio announcer exclaimed, "Call our station number right now for a chance to win the Hawaiian vacation!"
"HURRY, SLINKMAN!" Lumpus yelled in a panic, "START DAILING THE NUMBER ON ALL OF THE PHONES!"
"But, sir, these are not my…." Slinkman began.
"JUST DO IT!"
Lumpus and Slinkman frantically dialed the radio station telephone number on all of the phones. When Lumpus and Slinkman finished dialing the number on a phone, they leaned towards the phone to see if there was a response.
"I got caller number four on this phone," Slinkman said.
"Darn it!" Lumpus interjected, "Caller number six."
"Caller number seven on this one, sir," Slinkman said.
"Blast it! Caller number eight,"
"Alright, put your phones down, we have a winner!" the radio announcer exclaimed.
"SLINKMAN, I THINK WE WON!" Lumpus exclaimed in joy, "BUT WHICH PHONE IS IT?!"
Lumpus and Slinkman frantically searched through the phones to see if any of the phones made the winning call.
"What is your name, lucky caller?" the radio announcer asked.
"ALGONQUIN C. LUMPUS, THE NAME IS ALGONQUIN C. LUMPUS!" Lumpus yelled at all of the phones.
"Lazlo," a voice responded through the station. The voice belonged to Lazlo, of course.
Lumpus and Slinkman looked at each other in shock. They were surprised that it was Lazlo who made the winning call.
Lumpus breathed heavily, his face turning a fiery red. He was fuming with anger because Lazlo made the winning call, and he did not.
"LAZLO!" Lumpus yelled.
Lumpus marched out of his office, making his way to Jelly Bean cabin.
"Now, sir, I hope you handle this situation well," Slinkman said as he saw Lumpus leaving his office. "Remember, it's just a silly contest."
At Jelly Bean cabin, Lazlo was having a conversation with the radio announcer on a cell phone. Sure enough, he was the one who made the winning call. There was also a radio in the Jelly Bean cabin, just as well.
"Alright, Lazlo, congratulations on being the ninth caller," the radio announcer said.
"Thank you, sir," Lazlo responded.
"Did you make the winning call, Lazlo?" Raj asked.
"Yes, I'm speaking to the radio announcer as we speak," Lazlo answered.
"Lucky," Clam complimented.
"Now, in order to win the tickets, you must answer this trivia question correctly. Are you ready for your question?"
"Yes, yes I am," Lazlo responded.
"Okay, here is your question. On the animated television series, Phineas and Ferb, the character Perry is what kind of animal?"
Lazlo did not know what to say, as he did not know the answer.
"You have 30 seconds to give me an answer, and your time starts now," the radio announcer explained.
The sound of a timer started playing on the radio.
Lazlo held the cell phone over his hand. "Have you guys heard of Phineas and Ferb?" he asked Raj and Clam.
"Heard of it? I've never even seen the show," Raj answered.
"Never," Clam responded.
Suddenly, Lumpus barged into the Jelly Bean cabin.
"LAZLO!" Lumpus exclaimed as he entered the cabin.
Lazlo, Raj, and Clam turned their attention towards Scoutmaster Lumpus.
"Oh, hi, Scoutmaster Lumpus," Lazlo greeted. "I'm so glad you are here. Maybe you can help us answer a trivia question so we can win tickets to Hawaii. Have you heard of a show called Phineas and Ferb?"
"You have 20 seconds left to answer the question," the radio announcer reminded Lazlo.
"And do you think you can come up with the answer in 20 seconds?"
"GIVE ME THAT PHONE SO I CAN WIN A TRIP TO HAWAII!" Lumpus demanded.
"What was that you said?"
Lumpus chased Lazlo, Raj, and Clam around the cabin.
Lazlo, Raj, and Clam soon spread out into different sections of the cabin, tossing the cell phone to teach other to keep Lumpus from getting it.
"You have 10 seconds left before we need to move on to the next caller," the radio announcer warned.
Clam had the phone in his hand when the radio announcer gave the warning.
"Quick, Clam, just say something!" Lazlo exclaimed.
"Uh…Uh…" Clam stammered.
Lumpus made his way over to Clam, more livid than he was before.
"5, 4, 3, 2,…" the radio announcer said, counting down the remaining seconds.
"PLATYPUS!" Clam yelled into the phone, making a random guess.
"That is…correct!" the radio announcer said with delight.
The Jellies cheered with delight as the sound of bells and whistles came on the radio station.
"Congratulations, Lazlo! You have now won four free round trip tickets to Hawaii," the radio announcer explained, "You must pick up your tickets from our radio station before the end of the week. Thanks for playing along, everyone. Now, let's back to today's top hits!"
Clam hung up the cell phone as Lazlo turned the radio down.
"Way to go, Clam!" Lazlo complimented.
"You sure are smart," Raj added.
"Smart," Clam repeated.
"Lucky guess," Lumpus muttered under his breath, "I even knew the answer to that question."
"We're you trying to win the tickets, too, Scoutmaster Lumpus?" Lazlo asked.
"No, I was trying to call my sick cousin," Lumpus answered sarcastically.
"Oh, no, is your cousin okay?" Lazlo asked in a concerned manner.
"No, he is not, OF COURSE I WAS TRYING TO WIN THE TICKETS, YOU IDIOT!" Lumpus yelled, "And I would have won the tickets if it wasn't for you meddling kids."
"I think you are in the wrong cartoon, sir," Raj pointed out.
"Why did you even want to win tickets to Hawaii, anyway?" Lumpus interrogated.
"We just thought it would be fun to try out one of these contests, sir," Lazlo explained, "I guess we just got lucky, and won the tickets."
"Contests are fun," Clam added.
Suddenly, Slinkman came into the cabin.
"Is everybody alright in here?" Slinkman asked, scoping the cabin to make sure the Jellies were okay and not harmed.
"Hey, Slinkman, guess what?" Lazlo said, "We won tickets to go to Hawaii!"
Slinkman sighed of relief, happy to know that no one was hurt. "Well, that's great news, Lazlo," he said, "Unfortunately, you are not old enough to participate in these kinds of contests, so I am afraid you are going to have to give up the tickets."
Lazlo, Raj, and Clam were disappointed that they were not going to get the tickets due to being underage.
"Ha, ha!" Lumpus laughed, taunting the Jellies, "Guess who doesn't get to go to Hawaii? That's right, you three! Looks like someone is going to get the tickets after all!" Lumpus was referring to himself when he said "someone".
Slinkman was getting irritated by Lumpus' behavior.
"Sir, I have had enough of your nonsense today!" Slinkman berated Lumpus, "Besides, you did not even let me finish. Lazlo, you may be underage to claim the tickets, but I will be more than happy to take you and pick up the tickets, and SCOUTMASTER LUMPUS will be more than willing to accompany you three to Hawaii."
"Yeah, that's right," Lumpus agreed, "I get take you boys to…wait, what?!"
"You heard me right, Scoutmaster Lumpus," Slinkman said, "It is about time you spend some quality time with Jellybean cabin, and change your attitude about both the camp AND the scouts."
"But, Slinkman, this isn't fair!" Lumpus protested, "Besides, who is going to watch over the camp while I am gone?"
"I think I can handle all of those duties by myself, sir," Slinkman said, rest assuring Lumpus. "Remember that time when I took over Acorn Flats?"
"But.." Lumpus began.
"And while I am at it," Slinkman interrupted, "I think I will call Lazlo, Raj, and Clam's parents so they know they're on vacation."
"But..." Lumpus began again.
"And if you do not take the Jellies to Hawaii, I will report you to Commander Hoo-Ha, and tell him all about the comments you made about Camp Kidney and the campers," Slinkman added.
Lumpus grumbled under his breath. He did not want to take the Jellies with him to Hawaii, but Slinkman was going to report him if he did not.
"Fine!" Lumpus exclaimed, "I will take the Jellies with me to Hawaii."
"That's more like it," Slinkman said.
Lazlo, Raj, and Clam cheered. They were happy that they were going to go to Hawaii after all.
"I'll go take you to the radio station so you can pick up the tickets, boys," Slinkman said, referring to the Jellies as "boys". "Let's get going!"
Slinkman left the cabin to go get the bus to take Lazlo, Raj, and Clam to the radio station to pick up the tickets. Lazlo, Raj, and Clam followed suit.
"I can't believe we're going to Hawaii!" Lazlo exclaimed as he, Raj, and Clam left the cabin.
"We're going to have lots of fun," Raj said.
"Fun in the sun," Clam added.
Lumpus remained in the Jelly Bean cabin. He went over to a wall in the cabin, and banged his head against it.
"It's going to be a LONG Hawaiian vacation," Lumpus said to himself.