I own nothing but the directors. Teen Titans belongs to Cartoon Network, and Beauty and the Beast belongs to Disney. Please enjoy my little side project to distract me from the much-needed updates of my other stories~3
The Teen Titans stared down at their arch rivals, The Hive Five, both leaders nearly frothing at the mouth at the thought of the upcoming battle. Robin's teeth clenched tightly in anticipation as his teammates tensed, ready for his signal. Across the battlefield (aka, the Jump City Super Mall), See-More and the Rest of the Hive (now actually five) did the same.
"Titans G-" Before Robin could finish his infamous call, a bright light appeared, engulfing the entire mall in a blinding glow. Robin raised his hand to block out the light, but it did little good. Nearly as soon as it had manifested, the light had disappeared... along with the mall. The leader of the Teen Titans looked around his surroundings in shock and confusion, his body tensed for an attack.
"What's going... on?" the Boy Wonder questioned aloud to no one in particular as he finally took notice of his surroundings, and realized that the mysterious light had somehow transported the two rival teams to an extremely large and overly decorated ballroom, along with what seemed to be every other hero and super-villain on the Teen Titan's computer. Robin turned around in surprise at the shock of seeing so many familiar faces at once, and immediately ground his teeth together as he noticed how many villains he could see just standing around.
"Titans! G-" The famous call was cut off once again, this time by a bright blob of yellow energy surrounding his entire head, lifting his body from the ground. The other titans (and villains) watched on in confusion as a light tapping was heard.
"This is not the time to be fighting! We have a casting call to take care of!" All eyes turned towards the source of the unfamiliar voice, and Robin let out a muffled cry of confusion at what he saw. One of the four walls that made up the beautiful golden ballroom was slowly rising up into the ceiling, revealing what seemed to be the off-set of a recording studio. Movie equipment was in place, completely unmanned, and in the center of everything, three girls stood, one of them tapping her foot impatiently. Her hair was long, and coloured a dark brown, and she wore all black. Beside her, a tall blonde stood, her hands glowing with the same energy that was currently muting Robin; and a young girl, no older than twelve, with dark hair and bright blue eyes.
"This is ridiculous!" The woman stopped tapping her foot, and walked toward the crowd of stunned super-beings, her two other companions staying behind. "First Ishtar has to come and get you, and now you're about to fight on my set." The stranger stopped just before Robin, her neck craned to see him properly. She was a short woman, just taller than Beast Boy, but despite her size, she was intimidating.
"What do you mean 'casting call'?" Raven spoke up in her usual monotone from beside the unknown brunette, and the stranger quickly turned her attention to the empath, now ignoring the floating Robin. From the back pocket of her black jeans, she pulled out a large piece of folded-up paper.
"The casting call for the play, of course. You all signed a contract stating that me and my associates own your rights, and are able to do whatever we want for our entertainment. And that means putting on a play." The brunette gave a wicked sort of smile before handing Raven's signed contract over to her. "I am your director, MissWitch250, but you may call me just Miss Witch." Miss Witch nodded over to the taller blonde currently holding Robin suspended in air, and the small twelve year old girl beside her.
"These are my associates, Ishtar, and Anita." At the mention of her name, the twelve year old Anita came running to the large crowd of heroes and villains, a large smile on her face, and her dark hair trailing behind her. Unleashing a large burst of laughter, the young girl ran past Miss Witch, and latched herself tightly to the leg of an extremely shocked Kid Flash.
"I want this one!" She giggled, earning herself a glare from a very territorial pink witch. Jinx raised a non-existent eyebrow at the twelve year old, and gave a pointed look at her boyfriend.
"Uhh... I'll deal with it." Kid Flash responded, and awkwardly tried to shake the girl off, gaining several chuckles from those around him. Miss Witch placed her head in her hands in exasperation.
"We don't have time for this." She muttered to herself. "Alright everyone line up!" At her words, the heroes and villains of the room found themselves being pulled to the side by an invisible force. A moment later, everyone was lined up neatly, the line curving around with the room. Miss Witch smiled at her handy work, but frowned immediately at what she saw. Anita was still latched on to Kid Flash's leg, and from across the room, Jinx was still glaring, her fingers crackling with pink energy. At another part of the room, Robin was still suspended by Ishtar's yellow blob, his legs kicking wildly in a useless effort to get free. Exhaling quickly in displeasure, Miss Witch started tapping her foot once more.
"Anita, let him go. Ishtar, you too." Both girls obeyed without question, and walk over to stand by the small woman. Ishtar stayed quiet and imposing, while Anita rocked back and forth on her feet, her hands held behind her back and a wide smile on her face.
"I made the pink lady mad." The dark haired child giggled, and Ishtar placed her hand on her head, but didn't say anything. At the front of the line, Raven crossed her arms.
"Why are we here? I don't remember signing any contract." The dark empath spoke up, and Miss Witch smiled sweetly.
"I had Ishtar and Anita place you under a deep sleep, and you all signed the contracts then. They're completely legal, binding, and indestructible." Miss Witch's sweet smile slowly turned intimidating, and she clapped her hands together once. "Alright, let's get this thing started!" Ignoring the several groans and cries of objection, Miss Witch pulled out a very long list from her back pocket.
"We are going to be preforming Disney's Beauty and the Beast." A loud 'woohoo' rang out from the back of the room, and all eyes turned to see Billy Numerous, his arms in the air.
"It's a good movie!" The duplicator defended himself.
"Moving on." Miss Witch called out, demanding everyone's attention back on herself. "Anyway, we're going to be preforming this movie. Unfortunately, not everyone is going to have a part, so all of you who aren't in this one, you can all just sit out and enjoy the show. You will be the lucky ones." The short brunette gave another evil smirk, and everyone gulped collectively.
"Now then, let us begin.
"Belle will be played by Raven.-"
"WHAT!" Raven shrieked in surprise, and overhead the chandelier crackled with black electricity. Ishtar acted quickly, and surrounded the light with a large yellow blob, much like what she did to Robin's head. Miss Witch looked up to the suspended golden decoration, and sighed.
"That never happened." The brunette glared up at the chandelier, and it attached itself back to the ceiling as though it had never fallen. Many of the heroes and villains looked at their director in confusion, but Ishtar shook her head, and they decided against saying anything. Seeing as it was alright to continue, Miss Witch turned her attention back onto Raven.
"Yes, you will play as Belle."
"No I won't." Raven countered, her tone dark. "I can't express anything, even if it's acting. I've seen Beauty and the Beast. Belle feels. A lot."
"I've already thought about that. That's why you wont' be acting for those really emotional parts. They will be." Miss Witch spoke, and from backstage, Anita came walking with seven identical Raven's in different coloured robes. The young girl was holding hands with a pink and purple clad Raven, all three giggling madly.
"Yes yes, I sent Anita to go into your mind and bring your emotion's out here. Now, can I please continue?" Ignoring the gaping jaws at the sight of eight Raven's in one place, Miss Witch turned her attention back to her list.
"Beast and Prince Adam will be played by Beast Boy-"
"WHAT!" This time both Raven and Beast Boy objected, their voices echoing in the large ballroom. Many of those around them had to cover their ears at the sound, and Miss Witch crossed her arms over her chest, clearly not impressed.
"Yes, Beast Boy, you will be playing two parts. I'm sorry if that's a little bit too complicated for you. The beast will be portrayed by your beast, to avoid confusion." The short director replied sarcastically and nodded to Anita.
"Anita will be in charge of keeping you in beast form, and under control. Now, may I please continue?" Miss Witch glared at her cast, and when none interrupted, she went on.
"Maurice will be played by Doctor Light." The super-villain's face paled in fear, but he didn't speak a word, and Miss Witch smiled.
"Gaston will be played by Slade." Robin struggled to attack Slade, nearly foaming at the mouth, but was restrained by both Ishtar and Cyborg. Slade himself only muttered a simple "Charming" in response.
"LeFou will be played by Red X." The thief saluted Miss Witch, who ignored him.
"Lumiere will by played by Robin, and Cogsworth by Cyborg." Cyborg rolled his eyes at his roll.
"Mrs. Potts will be played by Starfire, Chip by Melvin, and the Wardrobe by Jinx." Miss Witch looked up to see if any would object, but Starfire only looked confused at her roll.
"Phillipe the horse will be played by Speedy and Aqualad." Anita and Ishtar both held up a two-person horse suit, and Speedy groaned while Aqualad face-palmed.
"The Narrator will be played by Brother Blood." The cult leader only nodded slowly.
"The Three Bimbettes will be played by Kitten, Terra, and Billy Numerous." Miss Witch commanded, and Billy jumped up in indignation.
"I ain't gonna play a lady-bit!" The redneck villain objected, but Ishtar slapped a yellow blob of energy at his head, forcing him to quiet down.
"You will and you will like it! Now, the feather duster will be played by Blackfire, the book keeper by See-More, the Asylum care taker by Mad Mod." Miss Witch listed off the characters, happy for the lack of interruption.
"The bar men will be played by Gizmo, Mammoth, Kyd Wyykyd, Lightning, and Thunder; and the townspeople will be played by the bar men, Tramm, Argent, Pantha, Wildebeest, and Hot Spot." Miss Witch looked up to find absolute chaos: Robin was screaming at Slade while being held back by Cyborg and Pantha; Raven's Rage and Brave were being held back by Timid, Happy, and Affection while they tried to attack Terra who was trying to apologize to Beast Boy; Beast Boy was trying to get away from the cat-fight waiting to happen; Starfire was being cornered by Red X, who was getting hit on by Blackfire; Gizmo and Mammoth were spiking the free punch; Billy Numerous was still wailing about playing girl; Jinx was yelling at Kid Flash for letting another girl touch him; Kid Flash was defending himself; and Speedy and Aqualad were fighting over who got to be the head of the horse.
"Well... At least we got the casting call over with." Miss Witch sighed at Ishtar.