"I can hear Stewie crying! Where's the baby, Brian?!" said Lois.
"What? Oooh… we can "accidentally" leave Meg and Chris behind and they'll be the ones who stay home and babysit instead of me! Then when we get home we'll say we forgot to take them with us. If we hur-"
"There's no way to get out of babysitting, you idiot!" said Lois.
"You mean... I'm not going to get to...?"
"To see the movie, yes."
"Screw Stewie! I wanna see it!" said Brian. He got in the car and tried to drive away, but crashed into Stewie in his crib, which was in the middle of the road for some reason.
"Man, this reminds me of that scene from The Iron Giant," said Peter.
"That missile is targeted to the Giant's current position! Where's the Giant, Mansley?!" said General Rogard grabbing Kent.
"Wha-? Oooh... W-W-We can duck and cover! There's a fallout shelter right there. If we hur-"
"There's no way to survive this, you idiot!"
"You mean...we're all going to-?"
"To die, Mansley, for our country."
"Screw our country! I wanna live!" said Kent. He shoved a soldier out of a jeep and tried to drive away, but crashed into the Iron Giant and died.