Crocodile unsheathed his lunesta suction-cup cover and the medicine "toxicated" the air.
"Are you ready to sleep rubber boy?"
"I'm not going to sleep!!" Luffy replied. He then took some drinks from the water-barrel old man Toto gave him.
"Wha? This doesn't taste like water..." Luffy thought. He started laughing and became tipsy.
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" he laughed.
Crocodile looked at Luffy with a "Holy crap that's funny/WTF" face/
"What did you drink?" he asked.
Luffy drunkly swung his fist at Crocodile and missed by a mile/litterally/
Crocodile laughed.
Luffy grabbed his straw and held it to his mouth.
"I am the Burger King! I make famous Whopper! I wear napkin hat. Would you like a pumpkin pie with thaat? Would you like an pumpkin pie with thaat?" he sang.
Crocodile was weak in the knees from laughing so hard.
Luffy took more drinks
"Zoro got runned over by a camel! Walking home from my ship Easter Eve! You can say there's no such thing as cookies! But as for me, CRIKEY! I believe!" he sang/slurred.
Crocodile started laughing harder and slapped his right hand over his stomache accidently sticking his suction cup to his stomache.
He feel asleep.
Luffy took for drinks and passed out.
Some Where In Yuba
Toto stuck a straw into a barrel, drunk but spat it out.
"This is water!! Where is my wine?"