LALALALALALALALA CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK

PART 1 of CHAPTER 1

By MK and AB and EC

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A YOUNG NATION NAMED SEARAND.
HE KILLED PEOPLE FOR FUN. HE ALSO ATE THEM! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM, "YUMMY PEOPLE!"

One day Searand was busy stuffing his face with British carcass when suddenly out popped ITALY!

"ITALY WASSUP MY HOME BOI HOW U DOIN WASSSSUUUUUUPPPP"

"IM fine searand, why are you eating England?"

"Cause he taste oooo sooo good." He continued to eat.

"OOH DEM BROWS." he made a weird face.

Then France appears. Wearing a turtleneck.

A WILD FRANCE APPEARED. SEARAND USED EAT OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
FRANCE IS KO'ED. OMNOMNOM

As Searand and Italy were busy eating France and England, America and Belarus were in DISNEYLAND.

SO AMWERICA TWIED TO KISS BELARUS, BUT SHE STUNG HIM CAUSE SHE IS A BEE
AMERICA WAS LIKE "OW! BABY BABAY BABY NOOOOO!"
And Bealrus was like "BABY BABY BABY YES."
And America was like " THOUGHT YOU'D ALWAYS BE MINE (mine)."
THEN SHE POLLINATED HIM AND HE (*in deep Ganondorf voice*)DIED!
DIED DIED DIED DIED. DEATH!

THEN SEALAND CAME AND ATE HIS DEAD BODY, AND THEN HE HAD TERRIBLE SICKNESS AND BARFED.
But Belarus felt sorry for America so she ressurected him from the dead CAUSE SHES BELARUSIAN AND THAT'S HOW THEY ROLL COOL OLD SCHOOL.

And then it started raining CRACK (hallelujah!).
And France (who was missing some limbs due to Seareands eating disorder) came with his turtle neck and started rejoicing.

And then a wild Feliciano appeared. Riding a gondola. Saying "They see me rollin, they hatin."

THEN CANADA LAUNCHED A NUCLEAR BOMB AND THEY ALL DIED!
JUST KIDDING!
IN REALITY CANADA JUST SHOT A DOUBLE RAINBOW OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
CANADA ROLLED IN THE BLOOD OF THE EATEN UP NATIONS IN SEARANDS STOMACH.
BUT THE DOUBLE RAINBOW WAS TOO INTENSE FOR RUSSIA SO HE BECAME ONE WITH CHINA.

And then justin beiber came with a purple machine gun of death and murdered them all. And ruled the world.
THEN CANADA ATE HIS FRIEND BEIBER, AND THEY BECAME SUPER CANADIAN
FROM CANADA.
IN AMERICA.
But as America died... he sent out the final weapon... REBECCA BLACK! *cue dramatic dun dun dunnnn music.*

REBECCA BLACK USED FRIDAY. JOKE GOT OLD, SO THEN SHE USED THIS IS MY MOMENT. MY MOMENTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THEN SHE SPINNED AROUND AND BLEW BUBBLES! BUBBLES XD BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBBLES MAH BUBBLES.

MY MOMENT.

REBBECCA KILLED THE WILD JUST IN BIEBER WITH HER AUTOTUNE

CANADA, WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?

Run.
Unleash another creepy singer.
Use Pokeball.
Use Item.

CANADA THEN MERGED WITH SEALAND
And they formed an ultimate CONTINENT.

The world couldn't resist becoming one with Mother Russia.
YO.
MOTHA RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
MOTHER F***ING RUSSIA

Then a wild Russia appeared... looking drunk and holding a bottle of VODKA.

PART 2 of CHAPTER 1

By EC and MK

Canadasearand used maple syrup
Wild Russia has fain—passed out.
Now nobody can be one with MOTHA RUSSIA. D:
Then when he woke up he realized that SOMEONE HAD TRAPPED HIM IN A BOX.

From outside, he could hear the wicked laughter of his capturer...

"!"

OH NOES ITS NYAN CAT THE MOST POWERFUL CREATURE IN THE ENTIRE MEMEVERSE!
(what about lol cats lololol)
oh yeah but they are too busy liking cheezburgers to fight pokemon style.

Quick Russia! Use Eduard Khil!

Nyan Cat:
What will you do?

NYAN CAT USES RAINBOW SURFER POWERS!
It's super effective!

Eduard Khil flees!

Russia glared daggers at the man standing across from him.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY EDDIE YOU WERE MY BEST !"

Belarus appeared (as a ghost because she was so devastated at America's jumping off a cliff to save her from evil Nyans that she commited suicide wait a second they both died because of sharks and sharp rocks and whatnot but MOVING ON) and started reassuring her brudder.

She told him about how her and her boyfriend America will be resurrected if they find... GRAY SPAGHETTI!

So, Russia decides to go on this epic ques... wait he's still in a box... erm...

The box busted open! Russia was greeted harshly by a slap across the face. Who was the perpertrator? None other than GERMANY!

"Oops sorry wrong box."

Okay then Germany nao GO AWAY! (jk).

so Russia begins his quest. So... where should he go to find the gray SPAGHETTI?

So... where would one find spaghetti? hmm... how about mr. shizzy romano?

So Russia finds romano and they duke it out in the most epic Hetaliamon battle .

Russia: USE VODKA!

Romano quickly counterattacked.

This is one tough battle.

What should Russia do?
Flee
Distract Romano and grab the gray spaghetti
Use POkeball
Use item

So MOTHA RUSSIA distracts romano with a picture of his brudder Feliciano (i miss u already 3) who died because Searand ate him on his cracktastic rage and join-up with canada.

so Romano secretly had feelings for Feliciano (Remember the golden rule Romano: INCEST AIN'T WINCEST!)... and started sobbing...
so Russia grabbed the gray spaghetti and headed back to resurrect his sista and her boyfriend... just cuz.

so they are resurrected and start passionately making out just like in those crappy movies... i'm sorry they are crappy.

Russia was extremely grossed out and ran off to go throw up his lunch of vodka.

So they return to their vacay to DISNEYLAND (squee!).

So they're just chillin, all hell yeah im in DIsneyland. Ridin some roller coasters, being molested by those characters, eatin some food, SHOPPAAAAAAANG for disney gear and whatnot...

but then... a wild Searand in a drunken high rage appears... uh oh... when Searand appears in Disneyland you know sh*t is about to go . *oh snap!*

America needed to save the day 'cause he's the hero! He said "BRB" to Belarus while she hid in a random broom closet. America rushed outside and pressed some random button on his magical burger watch that made him transform magically into a superhero with superpowers!

America grinned. "THIS IS WHAT I'LL DO I'LL SIT ON YOU. SIT ON YOU. SIT ON YOU."

Sealand shielded his hooded, bloodshot eyes from the horror.

"Nnnnoooo..." he groaned. "Too ugly..." then he flopped on the ground and the Disney paramedics took him away to pump his stomach.

America transformed magically back into his regular self and returned to his faithful girlfriend. Then they resumed having fun at Disneyland.

One night, they were (some where romantic gah ive never been to disneyland). America bent down on one knee and pulled something out of his pocket. It was a ring! Oh snap!

"Belarus, will you marry me?"

TO BE CONTINUED...