at excactly 8:30 the griffondor commen room woke up and wouldn't you know they broke into song OH DEAR LORD HELP US ALL
harry:"slow
down you move to fast."
ron:"you gotta make the morning
last."
hermione;"kicking back those cobble stones lookin for fun and feeling groovy"
ron+harry:"(feeling feeling groovy.)"
meanwhile on the other side of the castle the slytherins where waking up
and one draco malfoy was with them.
malfoy:"na na na na na na can't touch this."
pansy:"na na na na na na can't touch that."
crabbe:"malfoy's to sexy for milan to sexy for milan."
goyle."new york and japan."
while the two other houses where singing there hearts out
luna was feeding the thestral's why thinking about harry and draco's relationship.
luna:(SOLO)"hands touch eyes meet sudden silence sudden heat
hearts leap in a giddy world he could be that boy but i'm not
that girl."
hermione appears and walks slowly out of the tree's singing softly
hermione:"don't dream to far don't lose sight of who you are
he could be that boy but your not that girl.
hermione+luna:"Ev'ry so often we long to steal
To the land of what-might-have-been
But that doesn't soften the ache we feel
When reality sets back in."
luna:"Blithe smile, lithe limb
he who's winsome, he wins him
blonde hair with a gentle curl
That's the guy he chose
And Heaven knows
I'm not that guy."
while luna and hermione where doing deppressing emo shit harry had finally made
his way to the great hall."
harry:"FOOD glorius FOOD."
griffondors excluding hermione who was still being deppresing
start singing
griffendors:"HOW MUCH DO WE LOVE IT."
harry.:"never five percent fat."
dobby:"FUCK YOU HARRY."
harry:"didn't know you swung that way dobby."
dobby:"fuck off."
harry:"your dreams my nightmares."
dobby glared at harry and evaporated off to do what ever gay little house elf's
did in there free time
draco walked down the stairs humming some random tune
suddenly he tripped over
draco:"what the hell"notices first year girl lying on floor looking extremly pissed
draco:"whats your name??"
deliliah."delilah i'm from new york."
draco:unable to hold smirksings
"hey there delilah whats it like in new york
city i'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight
you look so pretty yes you do."
draco kisses delilah hand as harry and ron walk through the door
draco:"this isn't what you think i'm not cheating on you!"
harry:"You can tell me that there's nobody else
ron: (But I feel it)
You can tell me that you're home by yourself
ron (But I see it)
You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want
But I know,i know
Your love is just a lie
ron (Lie)
It's nothing but a lie
ron (Lie)
draco:"please stop singing!"
harry:"play that funky music white boy play that funky music right."
draco:"and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love you."
harry:"ok ok i get it you weren't cheating on me
draco:"what d'you wanna do now."
harry:"let's watch granger and lovegood being emo's then
sing for no other reason except were bored."
suddenly dumbledore walks past singing loudly
dumbledore:"IM BRINGING SEXY BACK."
harry+draco:"ok then..."
dumbledore:"um...hi boy's...this is awkward."
delilah:"where the hell is this shit coming from i'm going!!"
delilah leaves and voldemort walks in
dumbledore:"its he-who-must-not-be-named."
harry:"hi tom!"
tom riddle a.k.a voldiemort
tom:"oh hi boy-who-never-dies uh try saying that three times fast."
harry:"my names harry dipshit."
dumbledore:"i'm just gonna back away slowly."
tom:"but dumbledore you said we'ed spend the night toghether."
harry:"ew bad mental images MAKE THEM STOP."
dumbledore:"tom you discraced my name for that you will you
be punished NO SEX."
tom:"i'll be good."
harry:"so lets go see if we can get granger and lovegood to cut themselves
silly."
draco:"your such a sadist i think you need to be punished your getting spanked
tonight or no sex haven't decided"
harry:"option 1 sounds fun."
draco:"ok let's go"
draco and harry made there way to he forbbiden forest when they got there
they hid behind a tree waiting until hermione and luna started talking again
hermione:"ok so luna this is meeting 205 of depressing emo shit do you have
any depressing thought's at all."
luna:"no skip to the part where we bleed out our soul's so we can never get hurt."
harry:"i've had an evil physcotic idea...OH DRACO I LOVE YOU MAKE LONG AND
PASSIONATE LOVE TO ME."
draco:catching on"YES HARRY MY LOVE I WILL."
hermione and luna burst into tears muttering curses and hugging them selves
dracp:"you evil bastard."
harry:"my parents where married."
draco:"i love you."
harry:"no you love my body."
harry:"i'm bringing sexy back."
draco:"yeah"
harry:"those other boy's don't know how to act."
draco:"yeah."
harry then stop's grin's and wouldn't you know it burst's off running while
draco some how ended up tied to a tree
draco:"HAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY."
harry:"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."
draco:"UNTIE ME NOW."
harry is now to far away or at least draco thinks so
draco:'he is getting one heck of a spanking when i get untied'
TO BVE CONTINUED...
disclaimer:ok as you probably can tell I OWN NOTHING not
harry potter is j.k rowling's and the song's are various artist's
i own nothing except the little voice in my head
hey i've alway's wondered why is it read and review i mean your reading it anyway you have to read to review so why not just say review??
if anyone has any song requests i'll be happy to oblige
unless of course it's a crap song just tell me the title and singer/band/song writer
JUST BECAUSE YOU REQUEST A SONG DOSEN'T MEAN I'LL USE IT...
next time
draco PUNISHES harry
meeting 206 of deppresing e.m.o shit
and anything else MY little voice tells me to use
harry:"you can call me harry