Blam me up against the wall: Bigger, better and kinkier

Chapter 1

It was a Thursday morning, and Blaine Anderson, (former) boyfriend to Kurt Hummel, didn't know whether he was coming or going. It was February 21st 2013, a week after valentines day, and on that fateful day he had been reunited with his former flame Kurt, and things got steamy. He hasn't expected to do anything with Kurt, but he guessed that fate meant it to be so.

"I have a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedeedeedee, I have them all standing in a row" Blaine sang to himself as he strutted down the hallway of McKinley high school, secretly down hearted that Kurt had already jetted off to New York again, without even saying goodbye.

"Dude... DUDE" Sam said loudly as Blaine accidentally walked into him.

"Oh I'm sorry Sam I was just"... And that was the moment that Blaine Anderson truly realised, that he had seen no ass on a man as good as the one owned by Sam Evans, his new partner in crime.

"Oh it's fine dude, hey I was wondering if you want to meet up later to discuss our glee project for this week?" Sam stated as Blaine's eyes drifted up from Sam's crotch to his face.

"Oh.. Eh yeah sure Sam! I can't wait! Is anyone else coming or..?"

"Naaa. Just us guys! I'll text you later about when we can meet up, okay?" Sam said as he smirked at Blaine's clear lack of focus on what he was saying.

"Yes! That's absolutely fine! See you there" Blaine chuckled as Sam walked away, Blaine's eyes becoming increasingly focused on the back of Sam's jeans as he walked of towards his next class, which was fortunately the same class that Blaine was in next.

"Damn, that's a fine ass" Blaine thought to himself as he walked off towards his next class, chemistry.

Blaine had always hated chemistry, as he knew that it meant only one thing, seeing the formidable Doctor Gilday, again.

"Okay everyone, take your seats and get with your lab partners, hurry up!" Dr Gilday proclaimed to the class whilst finishing off his lunch which was more all over his face, than in his mouth.

"Oh oh oh, I don't think so Anderson" the teacher shouted as Blaine went to take his regular seat beside Sam, who was eager to get started with what looked like a fun experiment.

"What have I done?! Where have I to go?" Shouted Blaine as he knew that the only reason he was getting moved was due to the fact that Gilday loved to stare at him.

"Beside Tina, pronto" the teacher said as Blaine sighed, knowing that he would have to try to make conversation with her after making it perfectly clear two weeks ago that he wasn't interested in her hot, Asian looks.

" Oh Blaine, I can hardly wait to blow into this limewater to make it milky" Tina stated as Blaine removed his coat, with Blaine responding with a simple but obviously creeped out, nod.

"Okay on the count of 3, blow through the straws into the limewater, 1, 2, 3, BLOW!" Dr Gilday shouted across the room, as various people started to blow on their straws, Doctor Gilday wishing that it wasn't the straw that Blaine was blowing on.

"Wow, amazing!" Sam stated as the water turned cloudy before his eyes.

"I wonder if it tastes like..." Sam said before choking and drawing the attention of the whole class:

"EVANS YOU IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Dr Gilday screamed as he put his hands on his hips and pranced across the room

"I can take him to the nurse, Sir?" Blaine quickly offered as he watched Sam becoming redder and redder, incessantly coughing.

"Oh no that won't be... Oh fine, get out of here then" the teacher said reluctantly as Blaine took Sam's hand and dragged him out of the room, with the teacher notably checking both of them out as they exited the class.

"Sam I can't believe that you just..." Blaine giggled as they ran towards the nurses office

Sam replied with a bleak look and simply stated "Dude, it was a dare! Brittany dared me..."

"Soooo you're going to trust a girl who has an Internet talk show, with its main aim being to feed melted cheese to an morbidly obese cat.." Blaine said again, trying hard to contain his laughter.

"Nurse McEwan-McGill, Sam here has drank some chemical in chemistry" Blaine said to the rather odd looking school nurse, who was also finishing off her lunch(es)

"Oh, get him to lie down here, I'll see if it was harmful and I'll call his momma"

Nurse McEwan-McGill quickly came back 30 seconds later, after learning what Sam had drunk. She happened to be quite the wiz at chemistry, as it was obvious to the whole school that her and Doctor Gilday were having a "secret" affair.

"If I give him this to make him throw up, he should be fine" The nurse stated as she slipped some rather odd looking green medicine into Sam's mouth.

"Oh Sam, we better go over by the sink if you're gonna throw up"

"Oh yeah, thanks dude" Sam said as he was helped over to the sink by Blaine.

"There, there Sam" Blaine said sympathetically as Sam vomited into the sink

As Blaine was patting Sam on the back, he felt a sudden urge. The hand that he was using to pat his back, was moving down his back, slowly, to his ass. Blaine knew that he liked Sam, and he knew that Sam liked him to, like a brother.

"Oh Blaine, this stuff is GROSS" Sam shouted with his head over the sink as Nurse McEwan-McGill wobbled in with her ass moving one way one second and the opposite way the next.

"Why can't I look like that? I do everything I can! I take the stairs to the cafeteria on my way to get my lunches, I do small exercises whilst watching people sleep, what am I doing wrong?" The nurse thought as she saw Blaine's perfectly toned ass as he bent over to help Sam.

Blaine was growing increasingly nervous. He felt that if he put his hands on Sam again and it wasn't his ass that he was feeling, he would scream.

"Nurse? I think I'm done" Sam stated quietly as he stumbled back to the bed.

"Ohhh, fine I'll go and see if your Mom's here" What Sam didn't know, is that before checking if his mom was here or not, Nurse McEwan-McGill was away to call her husband, hoping he hadn't been murdered by their kids.

"Blaine, I have to thank you for taking care of me, even though I sort of done it to myself. You are a real friend, bro." Sam mummered as he closed his eyes.

This comment made Blaine's stomach sink. He didn't want to be his "Bro"... He wanted to tear his clothes of and get down and dirty in the nurse's office.

"No problem... I guess" Blaine replied.

As Sam opened his eyes, he said "Hey, are you okay?" To which Blaine replied with a half-hearted "yes".

To Blaine's shock, Sam began to move off the bed and stood in front of him, deeply staring at him. "I think you deserve this, Blaine" Sam whispered quietly as he bent down to meet Blaine's lips, and began to slowly kiss him.

Blaine was in utter shock. He had never thought that he was in with a chance with Sam. Sam was the most popular, gorgeous guy in the school. Sam dated cheerleaders, and in general, stunning girls. Why would Sam want him?

To Blaine's horror, Sam began to move away after a small peck on the lips, and apologised "Sorry, eh puke breath..."

Blaine felt that as much as the stench of Sam's breath was a turn off, he may never get this chance again. The fact that Sam had even touched him, was an instant turn on.

"It's fine... I have a boner" Blaine replied as he smirked at Sam. Blaine henceforth decided to pounce on Sam, as though he was his prey.

As Sam and Blaine's lips met again, and as Sam slipped his tongue into Blaine's mouth, Sam replied to Blaine's very racy comment with a comment that startled Blaine.

"You have a boner? Well I have two..."