A/N: , I don't own any of the characters but I do own the crashing plane.
The Smartest Woman Alive
Artemis, Minerva, Root, Holly and Butler are all on a crashing plane. The problem is there is only four parachutes and someone will have to be left behind. So they are fighting over who's going to live.
Artemis says: "I am a child prodigy! I need to save the world!" He grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.
Root says: "I need to keep the world from knowing about the People and keep LEP running!" and with that he too jumps off the plane.
Minerva grabs the last parachute and says: "I am the smartest woman alive!" and she jumps out next.
Butler looks down at Holly and says:"Well there are just two of us and one parachute. Why don't you go Holly?"
Holly smiles real big and says: "We are going to jump off this airplane together."
"How?" Butler asks.
Holly justs smiles and replies: "The smartest woman alive just grabbed my backpack."
The End!
A/N: My friend told me this using real people and I thought it was so funny! I changed the characters and here you go!
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