Conker was at his castle sitting done on his throne feeling down as always
mm Conker said with a frown his best friend rodent came in and said hi conker
Conker just mumbled it was a month since his girlfriend berri died
rodent said: hey you want me to get you some booze or something
conker: just said: no im not in the mood for booze im just so fucking depressed.
then his friends sonic tails and mario came in
sonic said: hey bud how you doing
conker just looked at him and sighed
and then said im going to the bar.
when conker got to the bar he saw the bar tender
the tender said: hey bud what do you want tonight. He said happliy
conker said: suprise me
then the tender said: you still feeling down about berri
conker then looked at him and said: yeah
the tender said: yeah hey what do yoU wNt im closing in 5 minutes.
conker said: scotch