Flygon: Hey there everyone! This is our new-
Salamence: Hey! That's my line!
Fly: Well then, say it now!
Sal: This is our new story! Why we called it this? Because-
Fly: It's for us to know and you to find out!
"Hello peoples! We are a sort of competion talk show for..." Flygon said and the drum starts rolling..."The Naruto gang!"
"Sup, people! Salamence here and we will give you the rules after the Naruto gang is all here!"
All the Naruto characters came in and sat down in their teams. Then Sasuke asked, "How did I get in this mess..."
"Well, we can't tell you." Flygon said, evily happy with the weird look.
-FlashBack-
Two people dressed in cloaks (not Akatsuki) jump in front of the Fire Country gates. "Finally, we're here." One said. "Yup." The other cloaked dude said.
They walked in to the village and walked into the Hokage tower. They saw the Hokage and one spoke, "We would like to have the teams of 7, 8, 10, and team Gai."
"Why would you want them?" The Hokage asked.
"We are having a competion and the Sand sibs are coming too." The other one said.
"Fine." The Godiame said (Flygon: Did I spell that right?), "But you need to give me something in return."
"Er...A unlimited supply of sake?" The first one said.
"Ok." The Hokage said as soon as she heard that.
"Thank you, please put this as a mission." The other cloaked guest said.
-End Flashback-
"Well this is a mission, So you guys should get packed." Flygon said.
"These are the rules." Salamence said, then took out a piece of paper. The TV screen turn on and it had the rules on it.
"The rules are:" Flygon said, "Number one, do not kill anyone-"
All eyes turn on Gaara. Gaara looked around and asked, "What?"
"-Two, don't kill us, we have something from the Hokage...-"
All eyes turn on Gaara again. Gaara glares and asked again, "What?"
"-Three, don't break out of here, something bad will come-"
Audience stare at all characters. Especially Gaara and Shino.
Shino said, "..."
Gaara gave a death glare to everyone.
"-Four, always follow intructions-"
All eyes to Kiba and Naruto.
"Five, play fairly! Six, no cheating-"
"Isn't that basicly the same thing?" Sakura asked.
"We make the rules, you follow. So shut up, lady." Salamence said.
"-seven, you are disqallified if you don't follow what you are told to do. Eight, pack for a week or a month."
"9 and 10, you are all idiots." Flygon finished, then Salamence wispered somthing in her ear, "Er...I mean, you never heard that..."
"Everyone, go home today and pack for tommorrow. And remember this is a team competion, if you don't come you lose the game." Salamence said, "Also, you won't get payed..." (She wispered that)
-Tomorrow -
"Hello everone, glad to see you are all here." Flygon said.
"Today, we do an interview, so tell the truth! Then do this survey." Salamence said and took out a stack of papers.
"First up, Uzumaki Naruto!" Flygon said and took the others out of the stage.
"What are your dreams?" Flygon said and gave him some papers.
"Duh, to be Hokage!" Naruto said, but then Flygon gave him the paper to read, "Oh, it says "to be a ballerina dancing star".
Audience laughes.
"What? I read it!" Naruto shouted.
"Trick question: Who are you going to marry?" Flygon asked.
"Sakura. Oh, wait, the paper says to say "Sasuke"." He said.
Audience laughs again.
"What?" He asked again.
"Oh, nothing, nothing." Salamence said.
"Hey, it's my turn!" Flygon said.
"Fine." Said Salamence.
"What is your personality?" She asked Naruto.
"Uh...nice?" He said, unsurely, "Wait, oh...uh...hm...WEAK BABY! Okay! Who wrote this (bleep)! (Note: Salamence wrote this)
"Uh...She did!" Salamence and Flygon both said at the same time.
"Uh...Wait! Our producer,Bob, wrote,I quote,"This (bleep)." Salamence said.
All of a sudden, Naruto ran off saying, "Must kill PRODUCER!".
-Three minutes later-
"I can't find that (bleep)ing producer! (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)!" Naruto cussed like, a million times. The adults in the audience covered their kids ears. Kiba covers Hinata's and Akamaru's ears. (0.o How'd he do that?) (Flygon wrote this) Tenten fell asleep. ( d: )
"Please Salamence." Flygon said.
Salamence pulled this rope and a hole opened on the ground, Naruto (still cursing) fell in a sound proof room.
"Er...Next, Sasuke?" Flygon read the list.
"Is your middle name "Earl"?" Flygon asked him.
Salamence gave her a weird look.
"What?" Flygon asked.
"No." He said.
"Ok...do you like the color...green?"
"No."
"Tomatoes?"
"Ye--No."
"Fine." Flygon said, and held a basket of tomatoes (Where'd she get that, I have no clue...o.0).
"Do you like Li Shaoran from Card Captors?"
"WTF?" He said and gave a weird look.
"Ok...Do you like his clothes?"
"No."
"But I do." Flygon said.
"So? I don't (bleep)ing care."
"Ok...o.0...Salmence take him out, he is done..." Flygon said and Salamence took him away.
"Ok...Sakura? Who do you like to marry?" Flygon asked and handed her a piece of paper. (d:)
"Sasuke-kun, of course!" She replied.
"Ahem...read the paper..." Flygon told her.
"Er...ok...Lee." Saku said, unsurely.
"Yay, Sakura-san likes me and wants to marry me!" Lee shouted and hugged Neji, which almost died from it.
"...What do you think of yourself?"
"I'm pretty! No...beautiful!"
"Yeah! Sakura-san is!" (you know who said that)
"Read the paper." Flygon demanded.
"Um...an ugly hag? WHO WROTE THAT?"
"You got that right!" Ino laughed.
"Uh...it was Bob?" Flygon asked.
-Somewhere-
"AAAAAACHOOOO! Hmm...some nice girl must be talking about me." Bob said as he continued writting.
-Back-
"Ok...Salamence?" Flygon asked.
"Ok!" Salamence said and pulled the rope...again.
"Er...I think that we should stop...we should do team 10 next week...But this week it's all about team 7! Tommorrow, their life when it's a normal day!" Flygon said.