A/N: Hello There~this is my first USUK fanfic with smut,so no like,no we wont have any problem,got it~?
also,forgive me for traumatizing Sealand,I'm sure to make it up to him soon! D:

Disclaimer: I dont own Hetalia

"I've already told you a bloody billion times,that won't work!

"Rule #1~ALWAYS trust a hero!"

"GAH!That's It!I give up,there's no point of talking to a wanker like you!"

"I love you too,Iggy~"

"And I think its time for lunch,well let'z ze I know of zis fabulous French restoraunt,my treat everyone! Except for Germany~"

Quickly,The all of the nations stood up and filed out into the hallway,Even Germany,who made no comment to France's statement except of glaring at him.
"Ve~Ve~ Don't worry Germany~,I'll treat you instead!" Italy said happily clinging to him as they blond German nodded and muttered some thanks and they quickly joined Japan,Spain and Romano with some other nations who declined France's offer.

America and England stopped at their fight and watched as the voices drew farther and farther way from the meeting room.

"Are they gone,Iggy?" The American asked

"How am I supposed to know?go check,git!" The "Gentleman" retorted sitting down on one of the vacant chairs while the Hero then looked back at him and grinned. "All cleared,how long do you think we have?"

Arthur raised and eyebrow and opened his mouth to speak only to be shut by Alfred's own crushing their lips together,he then licked the bottom of Arthur's lip,The Brit opened his mouth to let Alfred gain access,he complied and quickly shoved his tongue right inside, the tongues fought and Alfred quickly broke the kiss and moved to the side of England's neck licked it slowly,earning a moan from the other nation and bit into it gently,sucking it at the same time.

"B-Be gentl-le you gi-ahh.." England panted and gripped tighter and tighter,as Alfred laid him back on the table,his lips never his England's neck.

"I wish we'd never stop..." America moaned pinning Arthur's arms in either side him.

"We have to...since someone got the both of us in the headlines while being in the closet..." Arthur stated then gasped as Alfred unbuttoned his pants and proceeded to fuck the hell out of the Brit.

"Hey..." panted America "I said I was sorry."

"Sea-kun,you should never forget any of your things during meetings,the other nations might take it,they may look mature; but deep down inside they're all immature in someway." Finland commented gently going back to the meeting room with Sealand who forgot his PSP that day.
"I'll remember mommy and you know what?" said the boy enthuasiastically "I'll become a nation that is so mature even mature than that eyebrow-jerk,that everyone will acknowledge me!" Sealand finished with a flourish as he opened the door with a bang."I'm sure you will and don't call me 'mommy' and hurry up,Su-san is waiting for us." Finland reminded him.
Sealand nodded and stepped inside,his smile was quickly changed into a mix of horror and disgust.

"..."

"S-Sealand..?"

"...WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?"

"...M-MOMMY...?"

Needless to say Sealand won't be allowed near either England or America and they will just have to look for another broom closet.