Author's Ramblings: Hello again. This is Squibakou. Again. And, once again, I have been challenged by N. James the Diehard Dishrag to write this poetry/songfic. (sort of) Ah well, I hope you enjoy it, again.
I have decided to do it to a tune this time. It is written to the tune 'What do you do with a Drunken Sailor?' (DA dada DA dada DA da danaa? etc.) It is not essential to know the tune, but it might help.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits basket. I do not own the characters. I do not own the stereotypical portrayals in fandom that I am about to satirize (make fun of). I do not own….. Ah forget it! Just read the thing.
P.S. Look to the bottom if you're confuzzled about the meaning of this fic.
Italics - Chorus (Question)
Normal type - Verse (Answer. Well it's not exactly an answer, but whatever.)
# This sign means I've made a boo boo in the rhyming scheme. It also means I don't care.
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Fakes Baskette.
What do you do with a new arrival?
How do you deal with a new arrival?
Why is it here, that new arrival?
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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Phoenix, fox and fish are coming.
Bees and birds and bears are coming.
Lizards, loins, lynx are coming!
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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What do you do with a new arrival?
How do you deal with a new arrival?
Why is it here, that new arrival?
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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Far to East or West they're coming.
Northern, Southern, guess they're coming.
They all think it's best they're coming!
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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What do you do with a new arrival?
How do you deal with a new arrival?
Why is it here, that new arrival?
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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Sisters U.S.A. are coming.
New York, Cally, L.A. coming.
To Japan from places sunny! #
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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What do you do with a new arrival?
How do you deal with a new arrival?
Why is it here, that new arrival?
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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Pen-pals from far off are coming.
Faux-pa, to distrust, is coming.
Ersatz friends and family, coming!
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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What do you do with a new arrival?
How do you deal with a new arrival?
Why is it here, that new arrival?
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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Sohmas might accept their coming.
Sohmas might reject their coming.
Sohmas will regret their coming!
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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What do you do with a new arrival?
How do you deal with a new arrival?
Why is it here, that new arrival?
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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Behead, befriend, those that are coming.
Good or bad, here they're coming.
Did you here me? They are coming!
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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What do you do with a new arrival?
How do you deal with a new arrival?
Why is it here, that new arrival?
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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Kill 'em, smash 'em for their coming.
Beat 'em, bash 'em as they're coming.
It may be heartless just for coming!
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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What do you do with a new arrival?
How do you deal with a new arrival?
Why is it here, that new arrival?
Forsaken are the Zodiac.
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Here's what you do when they're coming.
How you deal with their coming.
Why they're here, why they're coming!
Forsaken are the Zodiac:
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RUN AWAY, WHEN THEY'RE COMING.
HIDE YOURSELF, FROM THEIR COMING.
JUST DON'T ASK WHY THEY'RE COMING!
NO FAKEN' FOR THE ZODIAC!
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A/R: If you didn't get it, this was about the fake Zodiac members, lost family members, American pen-pals etc. that are found in fandom. I possibly should have put this note at the top. Ah well. REVIEW. (I put that in italics, bold and underlined it to make it more noticeable. DO WHAT IT SAYS.)