When Penelope Garcia lifted her eyes to greet Spencer Reid she was shocked by what she saw.

"Baby Genius is that...? She began eyes wide. Spencer looked at her in curiosity as she jumped to her feet and grabbed for him.

"Ohh Emmm Geee is that a hickey!" She all but shouted gaining the attention of all the other agents who looked at Spencer in surprise. J.J let out a squeal and raced to Spencer who was trying to hide the mark.

"Spence! Let me see!" She said pulled his fingers away from his neck. When she spotted the hickey she giggled while Garica smiled tearfully.

"Our baby's growing up." She wailed throwing her arms around the boy. Spencer blinked in surprise. Hotch and Rossi shook their heads at Penelope's antics. Emily sauntered up to Spencer to get a better look at the hickey that stood proudly against Spencer's pale skin.

"Sooooo, who gave it to you?" Emily asked. Spencer flushed. Garica and J.J shared looks.

"Is she nice Spencer?"

"She better be nice or we'll track her down."

"Is it a she?" All three women spoke at once. Thats when they spotted Derek Morgan enter the BullPen all full of swag and manly testosterone. Garcia flew at him.

"Our Baby Genius has a hickey!" She cried grabbing Derek's arm and pulling him towards Spencer who's face was flushing from all the attention. Derek studied the mark carefully. The room was silent as they watched Derek. Slowly he placed a finger against the hickey and grinned at Spencer.

"Well pretty Boy I think it suits you.' Derek declared. Spencer smiled and lifted his eyes slightly.

"I think so too." He replied softly. Then right then and there they kissed. Spencer's arms wrapped around Derek's shoulder's while Derek nearly lifted Spencer off the ground. Emily and J.J's mouth's fell open in shock, Penelope began to fan at the sight herself while Hotch handed $40 to Rossi who took the money with a smug grin.

"I told you." He said putting the money in his wallet.

Once the kiss ended, Derek and Spencer seperated with matching smiles. The BullPen was silent then...

"So...Morgan you gave him the hickey?" J.J asked softly. Morgan chucked and shook his head.

"Now why would you think that?" He asked. J.J blinked in confusion.

"But you...him, you guys just..." J.J trailed off feeling lost.

"Me and him kissing, it was a spur of the moment thing." Derek replied casually as if making out with your coworker was perfectly normal. J.J sat down confused. Emily lifted an eyebrow.

"So you guys kissing was just... a BAM let's kiss decision?"

"Uhhh yeah." Derek replied nodding slowly.

"Then Spencer sweetie who gave you the hickey?" Garcia asked as confused as everyone else.

"Derek did of course."

"But Morgan just...he said he...What the fuck..." J.J wailed now even more confused. Emily and Penelope shared looks of complete confusion while Rossi and Hotch snuck out of the Bull Pen also trying to figure out what was going on. Spencer took Derek's hand and the two proudly walked off with smiles on their faces leaving the three women alone. They shared looks.

"Were they just messing with us?" Emily asked. J.J rubbed her temples while Garcia opened and closed her mouth and shrugged.

"Well either way they're doing it like bunnies." She replied before walking off to her lair. J.J watched her go even more confused.

"How does she know that?"

"Videos my darlings, I have videos!" Garcia called from the door. Emily and J.J were still for a moment staring at each other, before bolting off to look at the videos...for perfectly logical need to learn reasons of course.

I'm not even going to pretend this makes sense.