Hello my amigos! The three boys are Timmy (Played by Sasuke), the 2nd is Joshua (Played by Deidara), and the 3rd is Philip (Played by Sasori). So…enjoy!
"OMG JOSHUA! YOU SHOT MY BALLS!" Timmy screamed, grasping his mid-section.
After a long trip, Timmy was stretching, and Joshua was reloading his gun, then he accidently shot Timmy's balls. Timmy, Joshua, and Philip are soldiers for the U.S Navy. Timmy is skinny, emo stlye black hair, and always wears clothing that makes him look like a gangster. Joshua is kind of chubby, has blonde, long hair, and he wears fancy clothes. Philip is a quiet, red head, skinny, and he wears a t-shirt with jeans.
Timmy, Joshua, and Philip were in a helicopter, flying to Australia. They were going there because they were returning to base. They heard a bump on the helicopter. The pilot yelled out, "Prepare for landing!" Joshua yelled out, "But we're miles away from Australia!" "That's because we're crash landing, you twit." The Pilot screamed back. Timmy yelled "S##T!" Philip said in a quiet voice, "Watch your mouth." "Shut up, you son of a b###h." Timmy said to Philip. They all fell to the floor as they were hurling down.
Timmy yelled to the pilot, "Get this f##king plane back up!" The Pilot got out of his seat, sucker punched Timmy, then punched his balls, and finally smashed his head into his knee. Timmy got up, and said, "I am going to throw you out that f##king door." Timmy grabbed the pilot, opened the escape hatch, and threw him out there without a parachute.
Joshua asked, "What did you do to the pilot, you twit?" "He went to go get coffee. Don't worry. He'll be back." Timmy explained. "WHEN?" Joshua asked, with his eye twitching. The boys felt a crash. Joshua grabbed Timmy, opened the hatch, and threw him out. 2 minutes later, they heard a knock on the door. Philip asked, "Were in the air, how can someone be knocking on the door?" Joshua replied, "I don't know." Philip got up and opened the door. Timmy was there, and said, "You know we landed, you twits." The other two boys walk out of the helicopter onto land.
Timmy examined the ship, and started cussing madly, "What did you sons of b###hs do to my f##king helicopter?" Timmy turned around, to see the pilot's dead body. Timmy marched over there, and madly screamed, "YOU SON OF A B###H! HOW DARE YOU F##KING B###H! I'M GOING TO RIP OF YOUR (BEEP) AND STUFF IT UP YOUR F##KING, S###TING $$!" Joshua walked over, put his hand on Timmy's shoulder, and asked, "Are you done now?" Timmy said, "One more.", and kicks the pilot's head and said, "TAKE THAT, YOU F##KING SON OF A B###H!" Timmy sighed, then said, "Ya. Know I'm done."