Hey guys this is short-ish but I'll try harder next time.

Nico's Diary:

"Dear Diary,

No how bout,

Dear Journal,

O o o I know!

Dear Manly Journal.

Ok, that's too long, how about MJ- manly journal. Yeah that's good.

Dear MJ,

For some reason dad thinks its best if I get a Journal to write down my 'problems' in. What problems? That's what I thought but it's kind of fun. Let's start off with my short conversation with dad when I first got my MJ.

'Why would I want a stupid journal? Who do you think you are? My superior?' I yelled.

'Yes.' He answered briefly. That had ended the conversation.

Next. Dad thinks I should go to school to keep me busy because I have no life. No life? Not true. Okay well sort of. Maybe. Anyways, So I went to 'school'.

It wasn't that bad. The good thing was that there were a bunch of hot chicks. But there were a bunch of hot guys there too so there might be some competition. But seriously, I the beautiful Nico de Angelo, shall obviously be victorious. Anyways, I met this hot chick named Sabrina and we had a conversation about the environment, that was painful, and just as I was about to ask her out she said that we could be great friends. Friends! What the Hades. That's how it ended, speaking of 'friends', I met this guy name Teddy. He all of a sudden thought I was his friend and wouldn't stop taking to me about the weirdest things. For example, how rainbows make him feel hungry and how once he liked this girl and when he brought her a flower he sneezed into it and snot came out of his nose. Then he would go around the school and tell people we were best friends and I would follow him and tell those people we weren't.

Other than that, there were the classes. Boring! I fell asleep in three out of five classes and got three detention slips. In between classes was break time and that sucked. Maybe the embarrassment of the day. I was drinking a bottle of water and Teddy came behind me and patted me on the back and I spilled the water all over my pants. It looked like I had just went and the worst part was that everyone was around and saw me and started laughing. I had never had a more terrible day.

In detention it was me alone and the teacher Mrs. Grapine. She was mean and wrinkly. She wore old people clothes and had a really big nose. Hey that rhymed. Anyway when an hour past and all was quiet I woke up and glanced at her and she 'winked'at me. Look I know I'm hansom but lady I'm way otta your league. After that look I gave her she gave me a detention for refusing. That's jank! What the Hades! So now that makes almost a full week of detention on my first day. This sucks big time. My best moment of the day swimming. I faked a sickness and sat in the bleachers. Sabrina, my hot friend, was swimming in a bikini. Her chi-chi's were bigger than I thought. I think I'll join the swim team. Wow this day was exhausting, not even lunch time was great because the food I got was poisonous but anyways. Well MJ I don't have much left to say a new day awaits me. Tata. Oh and today is Monday. Ta ta" I closed MJ and put him under my pillow. I thought this was uncomfortable and girly so I put it in my Trousers. I pulled over my black sheet and went to bed.

That was my first chapter, short huh? Review anyways