I don't own the swan princess


Once upon a time, there was a king named William who ruled a large and mighty Kingdom said the Narrator.

And yet he was sad, for he was growing old and had no child to inherit the throne said the Narrator.

Then happily a son was born, a Prince said the Narrator.

And he was given the name Odetten said the Narrator.

Since changes to a room in the castle.

Kings and Queens came from all around to offer their gifts to the child said the Narrator.

Among them was the widow Uberta and her young daughter Princess Dereka said the Narrator.

It was then that William and Uberta happened upon the same idea said the Narrator.

Dereka and Odetten would brought together each summer in hopes they would fall in love and join their kingdoms forever said the Narrator.

But unknown to all was another plan said the Narrator.

That of the evil enchanter Rothbarta said the Narrator.

Odetten's birth was of little concern to her, for she was preparing to take William's kingdom by means of the forbidden arts said the Narrator.

On the eve of her assault, William attacked and Rothbarta's power was brought into darkness said the Narrator.

Despite calls for her death the enchantress only banished said the Narrator.

I'm not finished with you yet William, someday i'll get my power back and when I do everything you own, everything you love will be mine said Rothbarta.

Many feared King William too kind, but in time the threat was forgotten and all hopes turned to that not so distant summer when Dereka and Odetten would meet said the Narrator.

Oh, here they come said a man.

Dear Uberta, as lovely as ever said, William.

Oh, a nest said Uberta.

And who might this lovely young lady be? Asks William.

Young Princess Dereka no doubt said, William.

Welcome to our fair Kingdom dear William and you young Prince said Uberta.

Go on Dereka said Uberta.

Dear go on said Uberta.

Mother said Dereka.

Dereka said Uberta.

Hello Prince Odetten, i'm very pleased to meet you said Dereka.

Pleased to meet you Princess Dereka said Odetten.

Uh. uh uh said Uberta.

Then Dereka offered up her hand and Odetten kissed.

Dereka: I can't believe i'm with him all summer

I'll bet he doesn't wrestle hunt or box

Odetten: she looks conceited

Dereka: what a total bummer

Dereka & Odetten: if I get lucky

I'll get chicken pox

Dereka: so happy you could come

Odetten: so happy to be here:

Dereka & Odetten: how I'd like to run

Odetten: this is not my idea.

Dereka: this isn't my idea.

Dereka & Odetten: of fun

Uberta: the children seem to get along quite nicely

William: we'll join our lands if this arrangement clicks

Uberta: my dear King William, that my point precisely

William: it's such good parenting

Uberta: and politics

Uberta: so happy we agree

William: I think we've got a deal

Uberta: Dereka's quite a catch

William: this is my idea

Uberta: this is my idea

William & Uberta: of a match

William: good heavens, child, don't dawdle

We can't keep Dereka waiting

Odetten: I haven't packed or washed my hair

And father I get seasick

Uberta: they soon will be arriving

Is that respect your showing

Dereka: you make let him kiss my hand again

I swear i'm gonna be sick

William: one day Princess Dereka will be his intended

Uberta: splendid

Dereka: we've tried all summer

But just can't lose him

Hey, guys wait up said Odetten.

Quick, put on some speed said, Bromley.

Dereka: when picking teams

Bromley: or friends

Dereka: I'd never chosen him

Bromley: you'd think he'd take I hint and learn to read

Odetten: this really isn't fair

Dereka & Bromley: we really couldn't care

Odetten: guys, it's all or none.

Odetten: this is not my idea

Dereka & Bromley: this isn't my idea

All: of fun

Long before they met

Dereka and Odetten

Were destined to be wedded

However, anyone could see

The only point on which

They didn't disagree

Was the very thought of

Summertime was dreaded

Dereka: he tries to talk me into playing dress up

He always flirting with the castle maids

Bromley: I think you really

Sorta like him

fess up

Dereka: I'd him better if he'd lose at cards

Four sevens and a ten said Dereka.

Odetten: I think I've won again

Bromley & Dereka: every time he's won

Odetten: this my idea

Bromley & Dereka: this isn't my idea

All: of fun

We need a royal wedding

I'd love to be invited

At least we'd get a holiday

To rest our plows and axes

Someday these two will marry

Two lands will be united

And with some luck

Their marriage may result in lower taxes

William: What if Odetten doesn't go for the merger

Uberta: urge him

Dereka & Odetten: for as long as I remember

We've been told we'd someday wed

Every June until September

Dereka: all their pushing and annoying hints

Odetten: I've got bruises with their fingerprints

Dereka: I could do much better I am sure

Odetten: she's so immature

Odetten: I see her smiling and

My knees start buckling

I see her inside and my doubts are gone

Dereka: he started out as such an ugly duckling

And somehow suddenly become a swan

Odetten: so happy to be here

Dereka: till now I never knew

Dereka & odetten: it is you I've been dreaming of

Dereka: this is my idea

Odetten: this is my idea

William & Uberta: what a good idea

Such a charming and romantic notion

This is my idea

Such a good idea

What a good idea.

Such a powerful and magic potion

This is exactly my idea of love

Dereka: this is my idea

Odetten: this is my idea

Both: this is my idea of love

Then they kiss.

Arrange the marriage said Dereka.

The crowd cheers.

Wait said Odetten.

What? Asks Dereka.

You're all I ever wanted, you're beautiful said Dereka.

Thank you but what else said Odetten.

What else? Asks Dereka.

Is beauty all that matters to you? Asks Odetten.

Dereka what else? Asks Uberta.

I said Dereka.

Uh said Dereka.

What else is there? Asks Dereka.

A man makes a buzzing noise indicating Dereka gave the wrong answer.

We tried Uberta said, William.

No one can say we didn't try said, William.

Say goodbye Odetten said, William.

Goodbye said Odetten.

Goodbye? Said, William.

Princess Dereka said Odetten.

Uberta elbows Dereka.

Mother said Dereka.

Dereka said Urberta.

Goodbye Prince said Dereka.

All these years of planning wasted said Urberta.