Hi everybody! This is my first Southpark fanfic. And my first story that I translated in English! I hope that you like it. And maybe you'll see some errors in this chapter. But English is not my first language.

Disclaimer: I don't live in America. And especially not in New Jersey. And I don't own Southpark.


Kairi's Quest

Kairi's POV.

'Hurry up, Kairi. Or you will be late for school!'

'Yeah mom, relax!'

Shit, I thought, while I put on my long, dark blue trousers. Why had this day to come? I looked quick around my room because I searched for my jacket. The red jacked laid on my bed. I tried to put it on, what never worked.

I growled. 'This goddamn thing!'

My mom walked into my room. She kneeled so that she was on my height, and closed the zipper.

'You must not curse like that, Kairi,' my mom said. 'The children in your old class didn't do that, right?'

'But they were all pussy's,' I said angry. I crossed my arms.

My mother looked at me. 'How can you say that? I think they are cute.'

'That's what you think.'

She sighed. Meanwhile she was ready with my jacked. I followed my mom downstairs. In the front of the door there stood many boxes. The most of them were empty. But they stood outside. My mom gave me my blue backpack. I was ready to go.

'Wait a minute, honey,' she said and she gave me 2 woolly things in my hand. I looked at it: it where hand mittens.

'What? Why must I wear these fucking things?!'

'Because it's very cold outside. You know we aren't in New Jersey anymore.'

I sighed. Jesus, why did we move in the first place? Angrily I caught my blue cap en put it on my brown, long pigtails and opened the door. It was really cold outside. I put my mittens on and looked outside. Everywhere I looked there was snow, even if it wasn't snowing. And all the houses looked the same, but with all different colors.

'And were the hell should I go?' I asked to my mother.

She also came outside, but she went straight back. She shouted from the window. 'You should go to the bus station. The bus will take you to South Park Elementary!'

'Yeah, I know that! But where is that?'

The brown haired woman looked outside. Then she pointed somewhere. 'Maybe that little boy goes the same way you must go!'

I looked to were she pointed, and I saw a boy, about my age. He had a red backpack, an orange jacked with a green hat. I followed him.

So… That's how my first day went here in Southpark. Not that I expected all of this. Not that I moved, missing all my friends, living in this stupid redneck town…

Maybe you'll understand that I'm pissed off now.
By the way, my name is Kairi McCormick. I'm 9 years old. I lived in New Jersey and now in Southpark. In New Jersey, I was always different than the others. I had a big mouth and I liked other stuff. I had friends, but all the girls liked make-up, shopping, and looking good. I never wear make-up, and I dressed myself different. I always wear long, wide trousers, a red jacket and a cap. I do my hair in 2 pigtails. Always.
My mom, Rachel, also has brown hair, just like me. But that's the only thing we have in common. I have blue eyes and she has brown. When I was little, I only lived with my mother. I have never seen my father. My mother never talks about him. She says that she forgot about him. But you can't forget your husband! Or were they never married?

But enough of this, I was following a boy…

The boy didn't look behind him and he just walked straight ahead. I stayed a few feet behind him. At the same time I checked the neighborhood. Further down I saw no houses, but there was a bog pile with a singe on it. I saw three boys. The boy I followed knew them, because he ran towards them.

I hesitated. Were they nice? Or are they fag, just like my old class. Well, I can only know it if I go to them. I coughed and I walked to the pile.

One of the boys saw me coming. He wore an orange parka that covered his whole face. The only things that i saw were his eyes. I saw that he was looking at me and I waved timidly. The other boy saw me too. He was fat, with a big head.

'Are you the new one?' he asked. The other boys, and the one I followed, looked at me.

'Euhm, yeah,' I said. The fat boy smiled. Not a nice smile, but a fake one. 'Where do you com from?' he asked.

'New Jersey,' I answered. There was a pause. The boys turned around and they talked further. Uncomfortable I looked around. When did the bus come? Suddenly the boy with the orange parka stands in front of me. I startled.

'Hi,' he said.

Even if I didn't saw his face, I saw in his eyes that he was kind to me. So I smiled and said: 'Hey.'

'Do you like it here? I heard that you come from far away.'

'It's okay, but it is really cold here.' I tried to make myself warm by rubbing my hands. He laughed.

'Ey, Kenny! Come here. Let that pitiful girl stand there alone,' shouted the fat boy.

'But my name is -' Then I stopped, when I heard what that boy just said. My smile changed in an angry face. I looked furious at him, en and I walked to him. How dare he, calling me poor? Did he even know who I was? But he'll see. I'll show him something.

'How did you call me?' I said angrily to him. We were standing face to face now. His friends looked at me. Maybe they were shocked 'cause of my reaction. That's what the kids in my class did.

'You heard me, pitifully girl?' He went on.

'Look, boy. If you don't shut your goddamn mouth…' I started, but then I saw a yellow bus coming. Finally, I thought. But the boy went on.

'Shut your fucking mouth!'

Then I paused. I looked at the fat-ass, whose face was turning red. Did he just scold me…?

'Come on, Cartman. Just let her', said the boy with the green hat.

'And I don't want anything from a Jew!' he shouted. A boy with a blue hat and a red poof ball hat was standing by.

'Jesus, Cartman. Can you never stop?'

'BE QUIET!!'

'What the -.' The bus was standing in front of us and a dirty woman with big eyes looked angrily.

'But Miss Crabtree, he…'

'BE QUIET AND SIT DOWN!'

She didn't have to say that again. We ran inside. The bus was full with children, who were all chatting en laughing. The only place what wasn't occupied was next to a boy with blond hair. I sat next to him.

'Hi,' I said, half angry, half happy. The boy startled en looked at me

'H-hello, I've never seen you around,' he said. I almost laughed, because he talked so funny. He looked at me if I was going to kill him in a minute.

'No, that's right. I'm new here. My name is Kairi, what's yours?'

'Butters,' he answered.

I giggled. He bloomed and looked at the window again.

'Say Butters,' I said. He looked at me. 'Can you tell what those boys' names are?' I pointed at the boys' who were at the bus station.

'Euhm, that boy,' he pointed to a boy with a red poof ball hat. 'That's Stan. And that boy, who sits next to him, is Kyle. He's Jewish. And the boy with the orange jacket is Kenny. And his name is Eric.

'The fat-ass,' I finished. Butters shook his head.

'But everyone calls him Cartman, right?' I asked.

'Yes, that's true,' Butters said. 'But his first name is Eric. Everyone just calls him like that.'

I sighed and looked around. Stan and Kyle were chatting with each other. Cartman and Kenny were doing that too, but sometimes Kenny was looking angry en shouted something at Cartman. Then I saw from the corner off my eye that Butters was looking at me.

'What?' I said to him. Butters startled again.

'S-sorry. I just thought, you look older then us.'

'Really? How old are you?'

'Eight.'

'Ow, but I'm nine.' I was thinking for a minute, but then I laughed. 'That's because I did second grade again.'

'O-okay.'

The bus stopped. Everyone stepped out en walked into the huge school. "South Park Elementary" I read. With Butters, I walked into the school.

Be continued ...

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