101 ways to annoy Uchiha Sasuke
written by me and my freind elixina who doesnt have an account
(A/N there are 101 but i missed out the number for number one so it goes up to 102)
(A/N2 also there is a bit of sasuke bashing and sakuraand naruto bashing)
Disclaimer; i do not own naruto or any of the other things mentioned only my wiggle and a marshmallow toaster fork so when i get flames i can have toasted marsh mallows!!
2.put him in a room with padded walls and a straight jacket
3.put Naruto with him
4.tell sakura he wants a surprise birthday party
5.tell ino as well
6.send orochimaru a special invitation from Sasuke
7.Send one to his beloved brother Itachi too!
8.follow him around all day in his clothes
9.put momo(avatar see Google images) on his head and tell momo not to move
10.let him meet team avatar
11.every ten seconds ask him if he wants ginseng tea (iroh avatar lol)
12.do this non stop for 2 days even when he's trying to sleep
13.tell him Itachi is coming to visit
14.arrange a blind date
15.forget to mention its with sakura
16.send him love letters
17.sign the word "fangirls" at the bottom
18.laugh at him scream
19.question his masculinity
20.trick him into paying for Naruto's Ramen
21.tell Naruto to eat as much as he can
22.swap all his clothes with Sakura's
23.then the next day with Naruto's
24.Then last but not least Haku's (the guy who everyone thinks is a chick!)
25.when he's in hospital, let ino and sakura into the room at the same time
26.persuade Katara (avatar water bender) to blood bend on Sasuke and make him do the funky chicken, in front of lots of people
27.tell him it was Naruto's idea
28.question his sanity
29.Every 10 seconds…
30.for 2 days
31.convince the whole of Konoha that he is in love with a pink fluffy bunny rabbit
32.say its called sakura
33.say you heard it from Naruto
34.hide all his hair jell
35.tell him he looks like a ducks but
36.steal his headband
37.cross out the symbol
38.write "Naruto was ere" on it
39.kill Itachi
40.say Naruto did it
41.trick him into joining Akatsuki
42.knock him out
43.tie him to a nearby tree
44.put Hannah Montana posters all over his room
45.put high school musical CD's on loop
46.And weld it so he can't turn it of…..ever.
47.introduce him to a black vampire cat and tell him it reminded you of him
48.bleach his hair blonde
49.replace all his food with Ramen
50.change the water in his taps to fake tan
51.trick him into playing a young Severus Snape in "Severus Snape, the Musical
52.shave his hair of while he's asleep
53.tattoo a blue arrow on his forehead
54.introduce him to Aang (the avatar)
55.buy him a duck for his birthday
56.tell him the duck is called 'sasuke-kins'
57.tell him if he hurts it, it will clone itself in his sleep
58.place a roast duck in his fridge
59.ask him why he killed his pet
60.Tell him he's turning into Itachi, because he is going round killing things.
61.sneak into his house with 94 ducks (don't ask how) and leave them there
62.say you saw Naruto put them there
63.hand cuff him to gai-sensei
64.hand cuff lee to the other side
65.give him the key back a week later
66.say Naruto had it
67.Send him on a training mission with Naruto for two weeks…
68.tell him he needs to 'calm down'
69.tell him if he kills Naruto he has to out with sakura
70.tell ino he's going out with sakura
71.tell sakura he's going out with ino
72.bake him in a cake
73.send it to orochimaru
74.when he's asleep tie him up
75.put him in the middle of nowhere
76.send a video of sasu/naru to a well watched TV show e.g. you've been framed
77.introduce him to R rated fanfiction
78.about him
79.Tell him he has to start a forest restoration team because he destroyed too many trees.
80.tell him that Gaara is cooler than him
81.tell him choji's thinner than him
82.tell Choji Sasuke said he was fat
83.tell him Itachi didn't kill his entire clan
84.Sasuke just went to the wrong house
85.tell him it was itachi's evil twin or Naruto
86.say he's from Pluto
87.tell him Naruto's better looking than him
88.say its opposite day
89.tell sakura to tell Sasuke she loves him
90.make sure Ino's there
91.remind him its still opposite day quietly
92.after he tells sakura he loves her tell him its not opposite day really
93.say the sledding penguins are after him
94.tell him they work for Itachi
95.tell hi he needs therapy
96.get Voldemort as his therapist
97.while he's asleep paint the demon sealing marks on him
98.tell him Naruto sealed the other 7 demons inside him
99.force him to go to therapy class with 'demon therapy class' on the door with Naruto and Gaara in the class
100.tell him he's deranged
101.tell him he's imagining you
102.When he finds this list and asks you who wrote it, say it was you and Naruto in league. Then run. Very, very fast.
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