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babycare .
Ch.1
"stuck with you"
"The cool night air blew against his cheeks softly as he looked up at the stars."
"Hey chou?" Shikamaru said quietly, taking another long drag from his cigarette.
"Yeah Shik?" Chouji said, turning his head to look at Shikamaru.
"Have you ever wanted to be apart of the sky?"
Chouji rolled over onto his stomach and looked at Shikamaru for a long time, then laughed quietly. "Nah buddy, I can't say that I have."
"Oh, nevermind." Shikamaru said simply, flicking his cigarette butt off the side of the roof. "It was stupid anyway."
"Nah, tell me about it." Chouji half whispered, leaning back against the black shingles.
"Well, I guess since I was little, Like seven I always went outside and looked up at the clouds you know? and whenever my mom was naggin my ass off I'd just wish I could be a cloud you know? I guess it's the pot talkin dude, but being a big floaty mass of water particles sounds so awesome. I just wanna float around all day and do nothing but live, ya know?" Shikamaru whispered, looking over at his tubby friend.
Chouji's face scrunched for a moment, as if he was thinking, his eyes wandered up to the clouds blocking out the stars. "I think it's the pot."
Shikamaru laughed quietly. "Yeah I guess."
------ 8:50 A.M.------
"Thank you for joining us Mr. Nara,"Mr. Tomasaburo asked sarcastically as Shikamaru walked into the classroom. "Late night?"
"Yeah, I guess." Shikamaru sighed, as he started for his seat at the back of the class.
"Ugh, Mr. Nara you are at the least thirty-minutes late for class, where is your..Tardy pass?" The teacher said, leering over his small glasses.
"I ain't got one." Shikamaru said simply, as he slipped into his desk and took out his homework.
"Then I suggest you go get one."
Shikamaru sighed heavily, then slid from his desk and walked to the front of the class, with his backpack slung over his shoulder.
"Alright then." He said as he slipped out the door, cursing mentally on his way out.
"wayda go slick! now we are possibly gunna get truancy! then we will get drug tested, then we will go to jail..then we will get gang raped by some gang members and become some guy named "Betty's booty-call bitch!" nice one Shikamaru. Nice."
Shikamaru dragged his feet against the aqua-blue tiles, his shoes leaving black streaks of rubber in the ground behind him as he made his way to the office. He looked at his shoes most of the way. Brand new alright, fresh off the Academy shelf, courtesy of his Five-Finger-Discount at work. In all truth he hated them. They were stupid. Just a plain Nike with green sides and a red velcrow strap that goes over the top. "Velcrow is for kindergarteners, not eighteen year olds, Shikamaru." He mumbled as he neared the front window of the office.
"You again, Mr. Nara?"
"Yeah Shizune, it's me again." He smiled, a soft curve of the lips and the lady blushed at him.
"Here you go, had you one made out already." Shizune smiled at him sweetly, handing him the condemning piece of pink paper. "PST." She leaned over her desk and cupped her hands over her mouth, and whispered ever so softly. "I took off three of your Absences and two tardies. No truancy yet."She smiled and patted his back, then shoo-ed him away.
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Shikamaru sighed, "should I go back to class?" He looked up at the door down the hall and shook his head. "only twenty minutes left anyway."
He walked to the end of the hall and slipped in to the quiet class, all eyes on the pot-head, Shikamaru thought as he chunked the excused tardy pass on the teacher's desk without looking. He kept his head down and yet again, slid into his desk and laid his head in the crook of his arm, looking at the clock aimlessly.
"I hate when they all look at me like that. What I got somethin on my face jock boy? Damn I wanna fucking stab him in the face. Pretty boy, fuck you cock strap."shikamaru thought as he looked at the back of star quarter back "The Uchiha Sasuke's" head.
"Chicken ass." Shikamaru rolled his eyes and looked to his right and saw the "'Uchiha Sasuke fangirl 'organization'" glaring at him.
"What?" He mouthed to the ring leader, the blond headed Yamanaka Ino.
She 'Humffed' quietly, then turned her nose up to him.
"You shouldn't do that." He said, leaning over towards her desk. "Bats in the cave." He winked, then stood while flipping his backpack over his shoulder. Just in time.
-ding ding ding-
--second block--
"Hellooooooo Classssssssssss!" Mrs. Tanizaki chimed in her sing-song voice.
Shikamaru smiled at her, then shook her hand as he entered her classroom.
He walked over towards the windows and sat the third row back on one of the black benches, with his elbows resting on the table, and his face in his hands.
-DING DING DING-
"Today, class we will be learning about the female reproduction system and distributing the babies to the couples I have pre-arranged!" She smiled at the class, and received a horde of groans and ughhhhhhs.
Shikamaru smiled, She was so enthusiastic about teaching. "I bet her life is shit on the inside." He whispered, leaning against the window and taking a quick survey of the class.
Hoping that maybe he would get with someone-
"Nara and Yamanaka come choose your child please!" She said, gesturing to the wiggling- cyborg babies.
Shikamaru sighed heavily. "Troublesome bitch.." He mumbled, brushing shoulders with Ino as he walked slowly to the front. He stood staring at the wriggling rubbery- lifelike- android spawns of the devil for a while before he turned and looked at her.
"Pick one, girl." He said, looking over at Ino.
"You pick one, asshole." She sneered, crossing her arms and looking away.
"Don't make it harder than it is."
Mrs. Tanizaki magically glided between them and leaned over the set of crib's "Either you pick one or I do, Mrs. Yamanaka."
Ino leaned over the cribs and her eyes softened slightly. "That one." She pointed to the one with Dark hair and blue eyes.
"Nice choice..It is kind of fitting." The teacher smiled at them both, and received more scowls from Ino and some from Shikamaru himself.
Ino turned to go sit down, but was stopped when Mrs. Tanizaki grabbed her arm. "Wait, you forgot your baby..what was it number ten?"
Ino nodded dumbly, and carefully cradled the baby in her arms as she walked back to 'their' table. "So you both fill out this form and then turn it in at the end of class, the instructions and requirements are stapled on the back, you may go sit now. NEXT-"
Shikamaru grabbed the paper from her slowly and walked to his seat reading it.
It said this:
Mother's name: Yamanaka Ino
Father's name: Nara Shikamaru
Child's name: Nara Inomaru
Address: 2342 deer park Ln.
phone number: 1-303-906-8410-76589
Signature: Nara Shikamaru and Yamanaka Ino
Instructions:
1. Mother and father should BOTH be with the child at all times (unless you have separate classes)
2. The child is to be fed, changed, and loved (baths are not necessary, but a wipe down with a wipe would be swell) Also they poop real poop and pee.
3. The child is not to be left by itself EVER.
4. Baby has a camera and a mechanical nervous system (which means it can feel pain! TREAT IT LIKE A REAL CHILD!)
5. You will also be graded on how well you as the parents cooperate on taking care of the child and as a couple, which means from the time the bell rings you will be a married and in love couple :).
REMEMBER: this is personal FAMILY development, which means a happy home is an A ( HAVE FUN!)
Shikamaru laughed and slid the paper towards Ino, "Looks like we gotta act like lovers too. GREAT."
Ino looked at the paper and snorted. "Humph, look at it this way, at least you got a beautiful partner like me and not...well..someone like you." She looked him up and down slowly, then turned and shuddered in disgust.
Shikamaru looked at the clock then shrugged. "Can't always get what you- oh wait...you do. never mind." He stuck his tongue out at her childishly then stood, grabbing his backpack and sliding his chair under the desk.
Ino smirked. "Ok then, Let's make a bet?" She leaned over the table and smiled sweetly.
"We make the best grade in the class and I will give you fifty-bucks, but if we get lower than a B then you have to do whatever I want you to for the rest of the ?"
Shikamaru looked at her questioningly.
Ino smiled, "Hey it's money right?"
Shikamaru smiled back at her, holding his arm out for her to grasp. "Yeah, alright I'm in."
Ino grinned broadly and linked arms with him. "Then it's a bet."
"You got it, babe."
-DING DING DING!-
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