Germany's stomach growled. He had been hungry for quite some time, and he was decidedly craving a bagel. Bagels were always one of Germany's favorite foods. He loved the simple shape of the circle with a hole in the center. He loved taking cream cheese, and spreading it all over that nice, simple shape. It reminded him of an asshole.
As Germany took the bagel out of the bag, he felt his dick press up against his pants. He was turned on, and he was in a mood to get straight up down and dirty with his bagel. Hungry, he laid himself down on his kitchy floor, and stripped himself of the shirt on his back. He took a knife, dipped it in cream cheese, and spread it all over his nipples. He let out a long moan. He then took out his prize, the bagel. He whipped his dick out of his pants, and then shoved it through the hole of the bagel. He thrusted faster and faster, and the bagel began to fall apart due to the force of his tiny dick throbbing aggressively through the hole of the bagel. He came, and used his semen as cream cheese and ate the bagel that he just fucked.
Nice!