A/N: This falls under the couldn't-sleep category… and also I had just read the spoilers. So don't read this unless you want to know what the spoilers are! Oh yes and in case you were wondering, I don't own Jate, I'm just borrowing them. So without any further ado…
The I-Hate-Juliet club(In the hatch. Kate is sitting by the computer when the alarm goes off.)
Locke (from somewhere across the hatch):Kate, are you gonna get that?
Kate: I got it.
(She starts to punch in the numbers. And then she stops. And stares. She blinks a few times to make sure she's seeing right, but the words on the computer screen don't change.)
Jack's new Lost love.
New lady gives Kate a run for her money.
(Claire and Jack are standing on the beach. Jack is giving Aaron a checkup.)
Jack: Well, Claire, Aaron is a perfectly healthy-
Kate (storming across the beach towards them): JACK!
Jack: Kate? What's-
Kate (angrily): Jack, who the HELL is Juliet!
Claire (in a small voice): Well, I better… go… Thanks for everything, Jack. (she runs off.)
Kate: WELL?
Jack: (looks trapped) Well, Kate… apparently, she's a new love interest for me.
Kate: (glares) EXCUSE me? NEW LOVE INTEREST!
Jack: Look, Kate, it's not that bad!
Kate: But… but… we were so cute together!
Jack: But, Kate, I have competition for YOU!
Kate: WHAT? Who?
Jack: Sawyer!
Kate: Pssht, whatever.
Jack: But, Kate, you haven't even got any competition anymore, ever since Ana Lucia-
Kate: What is THAT supposed to mean? I thought you said that she was never-
Jack: She wasn't!
Kate: Well, good then. (pauses) Jack… can you cover your ears for a second?
Jack: WTF?
Kate: Just do it!
Jack: (looks suspicious, but covers his ears.)
Kate (in a singsong voice): Oh Damon…. J.J…… tell me this isn't true!
(J.J. Abrams pops up.)
J.J. Abrams: Er… sorry, Kate…Kate: But WHY? What did we do wrong!
J.J. Abrams: Kate, we need to keep the Skaters happy you know!
Kate: But-(J.J. goes away)
Kate: Jack… you fall for Juliet… I'll kick your ass, got it?Jack: Yes, Kate.
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