"Sasuke welcom to my abode. Hope you find it comfortable here in my abode." Orochomaru said, with a wry grin and a laugh,, cuz he's well evil.
Sasuke glared back a t him, as Orochimaru lickeed his lips in a gleeful perverted manner.
"I am not here to b your secx slave, you freak of nature. I just came to use your bathroom, cuz it was closer to my house."
"Very well Orochikmaru said" It will be my pleasuer to assisst you
"No, you loser" Sasuke said angrily "I don't want u help. I iz a big boy, and can do this alone thank you very much, Orochimaru, you big square"
"If thats what you want, then I will just have to ravage you laterz when yu least expewct it"
"Good luk with that, sugerpie, I'm like twice your age"
"No Orochimaru declined that's me you're talking about" I'm like 50"
"Yeah, well" Sasuke retorted "My soul is over 80"
"Fo'shizzle?"
"Yah."
...
"But how?"
"Well, lets not tell uou
"Please do, I'm really entriged right n ow"
"Well alright then"
They sat down on the cosy futon as Sasuke told his storry to the pervy old man in white
"well it all happened when i was 7 and itachi was a right git and murdered my family gan trua gan trocaire it really upset me as you can guess so i am mature now veyond my yeras cuz for every family member who died i gained 10 years of maturity and wisdom and crap like that dont cha know."
"What an intresting story dear fellow," Orochimaru noted with lust
"I see you are not perturbed by my story of woe and depression and other stuff like that cuz i am an emo yeh2
"What's an emo, dear Sasuke?"
Well, an emo is a sad person who criez cuz their family is ded like mine and where emotional clothing cuz we're deep liek that."
" I see" Orocho pondered
"Good I'm going to use the bathroom now, cuz that's why i came here in the firstplace if you dont' remember the beginning of this tale my fair lady!"
"oh of course, Sasuke, my pet. Have fun, I will join you shotly"
"Oh please don't , I iz big boy as i said earlier and don't appreciate your patronising tone you ponce.
"Well ok I conceed defete"
"good. Byez!"
Finn
A/N We wrote this while waitng for our pizzas so they're here now so we had to finnish quickly. Ttyl, loves you :D
Flamers accepted greatly, ta very much