"What do you do for work, Mario?" Cole stared at the obese plumber. "Woohoo! I save -a the princess and play tennis!"
"In other words Mario, you are unemployed." Mario had a bright smile on his face, much like Miyamoto when he counts his money.
"Tell me, do you have any idea why I am here?" asked Cole. Mario jumped back on his seat with suprise. "Please don`t-a tell me your going to kidnap the princess!"
"No Mario. I am here because of this, you sick son of a bitch." within an instant Cole threw several photographs on the table. "Look at this!"
the first picture was of a crippled goomba. The second was mario eating a mushroom. the third was Mario riding yoshi.
"Mama-mia! The goomba is covered in-a pasta sauce!" Cole slammed his fist on the table. "attacking innocent civilians, illegal drug use and Animal abuse. how do you explain this?" Mario was still happy as ever. "Those are goomba`s! When I stomp them I get points! woohoo! That is-a mushroom. And here is Yoshi, my dear friend." Three options appeared in front of Cole, Truth doubt and lie. "Your are a damn liar Mario. You cripple Countless men, women and children and all you can say is "I get points". In other words, you get a huge kick out of this don`t you? Sick bastard! I bet these points are what cheers you on. Oh, I am sure Mario has thousands of points! Do you take these shrooms to escape the reality of how many lives you have ruined? Sick! What about your so called "friend"? if you ride and punch your friend I would hate to see what you would do to Princess peach!" Cole randomly bolted off his chair and walked around the room. He inspected a coin, turning it over in his hand.
"This could be used as evidence. Is he a drug overlord? Bastard." Mario was giggling like a schoolgirl. Why was he doing that? Cole didnt want to know.
"COLE PHELPS BADGE ONE TWO FOUR SEVEN. Get me a pizza, I need it. You better be quick asshole." Cole slammed the coin down, seemingly talking to it like a phone.
He then spotted a pair of shoes. "What size shoes do you wear?" Mario looked confused. "They have no size but they fit the case perfectly. Tell me what I need to know or I will tell them you are a toad molester." "No, Please-a don`t do that! I would never hurt my friends!" Cole threw the shoes out of the window of peaches castle. They landed on a passing goomba as his friend watched on. "Nooo, it was nearly his birthday! You sick son of a bitch! He lived for nearly a week without getting stomped by that virgin fatass Mario!" Shouted the goomba`s friend.
It was just another day for Cole Phelps.