Human Smashing Day
By Firelord Nimrod
Disclaimer: This is a "Gargoyles"-themed parody of Weird Al Yankovic's song "Weasel Stomping Day". I don't own the show or the song.
Human Smashing Day
Fellow gargoyles, take good cheer:
My spell is cast, the time is here!
Howdy-ho it's Human Smashing Day!
Make sure every last one's gone!
Smash them all from dusk till dawn!
Don't you know it's Human Smashing Day?
Gargoyle hatchlings all around
Love that wonderful crunching sound!
You'll know what this day's about
When you smash a human's guts right out!
So come and give a wicked laugh.
Crack that stony old head in half!
Grab a mace and smash your cares away!
Hip-hip-hooray it's Human Smashing Day!
People up and down the street,
Turned to stone, hey, ain't that neat?
Why we do it, it is plain:
Humans hunt and kill us, what a pain!
So let the smashing fun begin.
Bash their petrified skulls right in!
They deserve it, that makes it okay!
Hey, everyone it's Human Smashing,
We'll have some fun on Human Smashing,
Put down your guns, it's Human Smashing Day!
Hip-hip-hooray it's Human Smashing Day!
Human Smashing Day, Hey!