It had been a long day and Germany was tired. He would be lying if he said he wasn't horny... Horny and desperate. What though, would he fuck? He had nothing in his house... And Italy had divorced him again.. Then, he looked over and he spotted a way too convenient Italy plushie..
Should I do it? Am I that desperate he thought. But that big old meme fucker was already hard as a tit, and not willing to wait any longer, he took his throbbing ding dong and took the Italy plushie. Slowly, using his tears as lubricant, he pushed his dick in the plushie and fucked it.
Then! Italy walked in and he said, "Woah!" and Germany said, "Woah!" Then Italy divorced GERMANY again while he fucked the Italy doll and cried. The end.