First of all, I just want to say that there are two hellangels. One of us spells her name Hell Angel. That is not whose fic you are reading. We are hellangel. Okay. Moving on.

This songfic was inspired when my best friend and I (Willangel101 and hellsong, respectively) went to a hotel in Florida and were cooped up in a small room for three days straight. One night we had a fight in which I threw a book at her, and she ran into the bathroom and locked the door. As I pounded on it, she yelled tearfully, "Let me pee in peace!" We both cracked up, and after I convinced her to come out of the bathroom, we wrote this song.



I pee every single day But you keep on botherin me So how bout you go away Since you insist on listening Go the hell your way Ewwwwww

You're obsessed With the sounds I make You find it pleasurable In every single way I'm not at all like you Hangin round all day

That's great But I don't need you with me I've been wiping myself Since I was three I'm just a toy for you Why don't you go away And let me pee in peace

Let me pee in peace Before it hits my panties I'll die before my mother finds These yellow stains of me I stick them under my bed But the smell will stay with me So let me pee in peace

You know I'm your best friend But you keep on listen To my water fall in Man that's pretty kinky But I won't say Let me pee in peace

I know I should shut up But it bothers me that you listen in The bathroom is not for friends It disgusts me to a great extent If you're outside my door once again I swear I'll die or run and hide So leave me be And let me peace in peace

Let me pee in peace Before it hits my panties I'll die before my mother finds These yellow stains of me I stick them under my bed But the smell with stay with me So let me pee in peace

Why won't you let me pee in peace?

So, you're going away, then?

(A toilet flushing)

*blushes* Okay, it was immature. but pretty damn funny. Right? Right? *crickets chirping* Uh, guys?