It was a bright sunny day outside the birds were chirping, dogs were barking, young hooligans were off having wild nature sex, a typical summers day. Yet Germany was acting… odd. Maybe it was the overly large gardening hat, or that very large bottle of lotion he was carrying to his back yard either way it was kinda sketchy.
So as Germany walked to his backyard several thoughts ran across his mind "Did those kids break my windows again, I should get another dog, I am going to fuck a dandelion, I wonder if I should switch from one to two ply toilet paper." Yes all were somewhat startling (especially that last one good grief Germany two ply is the best toilet paper to use) but the one that should be most concerning was the fact Ludwig Belsmichdt was going to fuck a dandelion. That's really weird. Even weirder than Germany wanting to switch to one ply.
But before Germany could possibly have second thoughts he was already there, and the dandelions were already there, and he was already hard, that sick fuck. And so throughout the night and the day Germany had sex with the dandelions, it was really gross and he was really loud so everyone knew what he was doing but no one would confront him because that's improper and over all kinda odd so Germany fucked dandelions. And he loved it.
Disgusting.