A/N: This sort of continues on from my one shot 'James Potter: Quidditch star and complete idiot,' you don't have to read it before this, but if you want to know how exactly Lily finds herself dating James, it's in the one-shot :) please read and review.

Crap. Oh crap. Oh crap. Crap. Crap

Lily was angry. Extremely angry. And Surprised. And Upset. And really just very confused. She had somehow found herself agreeing to a date with James Potter. Yes, the James Potter. The boy who Lily yelled at (and rejected) on a daily basis, and whose nose she had broken at least three times, and who somehow just had the the title.

Pounding back to her dorm, Lily relayed her story. But instead of receiving the sympathy she was expecting, her friends were instead on the floor in laughter.

'So that's how he finally got his girl' Alice, a short blonde girl, finally said after recovering. 'By being extremely irritating'

'Well I suppose that's one way to do it' mused the brunette, Rory, whose hair now resembled a mop from all her floor-rolling glory.

'It's the potter charm' laughed Alice, amused.

'What? Irritating the girl into subsistence?' asked Lily, not sure whether she was more infuriated or amused by his tactics. Annoying as he was, Lily had to admit, the boy had style. Rory was fighting hard to hide a smile.

'Better than the time he actually wrote you a song'

Lily glared at the innocently smiling Rory. Just a lovely wave of nostalgia, wasn't it?

'Or the time he bribed first years into saying 'Marry me, Lilykins' everytime they saw you,' at this Alice followed with a dramatic gesture much alike to what James himself had done. 'Now that was…dramatic.' Lily groaned into her pillow. All the times, and there were many times, that James had quite publicly declared his love for her, were not really her fondest memories. But before Lily could reflect on this she was interrupted by the manically giggles of Rory.

'Oh no, no, dramatic was the time he –'

The agitated red-head breathed in tentatively and slapped and hand over her friend's mouth. They had nicknamed it the incident.

'– stole all your underwear and paraded around with it over his uniform' finished Rory completely audibly, heavily breathing through Lily's hands. How on earth does that girl sound so clear!? 'And just to say he looked good in your your pants.'

By this time each of the girls were clutching onto each other, trying to breathe.

'Well as tactless as he was, you still do have to go out with him now'

'But, he's…him' lily cried. Ah, very convincing Lily.

'Yes we know, but you can't really get out of it now, can you?'

'I could be sick?' lily suggested. YES!! Lily tried to convince herself, he can hardly stop me if I've got some sort of wizard plague.

'Every single Hogsmeade trip this year?'

Or Chlamydia. Would he really know what is was if I said I had Chlamydia?

Lily considered this. She weighed up her options, what was worse one date with James "I-like-quidditch-because-it-gives-my-hair-the-windswept-look" Potter, or not going to Hogsmeade for the entirety of her Hogwarts career. She was highly disputed on this, because as nice as Hogsmeade was this was James Potter, the boy who once spent a week following her underneath his stupid invisibility cloak.

'Lily, please tell me you are not honestly considering that?'

'Uh, no?' she said feigning innocence.

He couldn't be that bad Lily thought. I'll just treat it like another head meeting. It's okay, she reassured herself. One date. I'm not agreeing to marry him, just a few hours of my precious existence. What was the worst a seventeen year old boy could really do?

'Lily Evans! James will not drug you. He may be obsessed, but does he look like a psychopath?'

'I guess not' Lily replied, still apprehensive. 'and it's only one date, I will survive. You're sure he won't mutilate me in anyway?'

'Trust me, if there any mutilation happening on this date it won't be on his part'

Before Lily could retaliate, Rory had suddenly interjected

'Wait, if you're going on this date, who says we can't have a little fun with it?' Rory gave Lily and Alice a knowing look.

'You know what this means girls?'

'Revenge!' lily said with a satisfied smile. Who's gonna be smirking now, Potter?

A/N: Thankyou for reading!! I know it's short, but it's sort of an introduction, please review and tell me your thoughts :D