Okay, I just came up with this really random idea, inspired by something I said a few days ago. Warning: This is really random and is probably one of the crackiest fics you will ever read...
Enjoy!!
Miley gulped. She saw him across the feild, her unrequieted love, the one she had left behind. Her heart thumped in anticipation.
When was the last time she had seen him? Years ago, before she had moved to Malibu and became Hannah Montana. But, she was here now and that was all that mattered. Miley didn't know why she had felt so compelled to visit her aunts farm, just to see him, but her heart would surely break if she had to spend one more minute without him.
And he was there. Only a few feet away from her. His scent was strong and it drifted toward her on the wind. Miley inhaled. Ahhh... heaven.
Miley walked up to him and smiled, hoping that he would forgive her. Sadly he had just simply grunted and turned away.
" Please, don't be like that. I know you missed me." Miley said in a seductive voice, batting her eyelashes. He ignored her. Miley sighed dejectedly. This was going to be harder than she thought.
" I know your mad and you've probably heard about Jake," Miley said. " But, I never loved him. My heart was yours and always will be yours." Still, he said nothing. Miley whimpered.
" Please forgive me! You know I love you!" Miley groaned. He turned to her, still silent.
" What do you want me to say?! Please I'll do anything..." Miley stared into his big, brown eyes, almost melting at the tenderness.
Miley gulped, suddnenly realizing what she was going to have to say to win hsi affection.
" Alright, fine. I'll shout it to the world and I won't care a bit who knows of our forbbiden love! I won't care at all!!" Miley said dramitically. She turned to face the way the wind was blowing so that her shouts would be carried farther. She took a deep breath, preparing for the annoucement.
" I ADMIT IT!! PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, I AM NO LONGER AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT I, MILEY STEWART AM IN LOVE WITH, YES, A COW!!!!"
Wow, that was random. Have I ever mentioned that I hate Miley Cyrus? Well, trust me, i loathe her. review if you can!!