Italy had just divorced Germany again and he had to admit, he missed that weird ear fucker... It was hard not to hear his constant crying ohh.. The crying.. Germany tears always turned him on.. They didn't even usually need lube, they just used Germany's tears. The thought alone, Of Germany crying sent shivers down his spine and made him hard.
He couldn't stand it, what would he fuck that would feel as good as Germany's ear? Then.. Then he spotted it.. A plate of spaghetti he'd left out on the counter... Oh yes... His little dinger was so he took the plate of spaghetti and fucked it.. Then when he came he used it as spaghetti sauce and ate it!
Mhm.