I was 5 the first time I saw Shrek. I re-watched Shrek ogre 50 times by the time I was 7. At night, nestled in my Shrek and Fiona blanket and pillow I dreamt of my life in his swamp. Shrek and I double teaming Fiona was the main focus of my dreams in my teens, and by then I had all of the merchandise and had touched my young supple body with everything in the room that had Shrek's face on it. My developing penis had begun to smell of onions and swamp water and my testicles were not round, but long and cylindrical in shape.
Over time it appeared as though my nether regions were beginning to birth Shrek, and one day he burst forth from my underwear in the middle of a presentation. Kids started laughing at me, I was in a state of nirvana and absolute lust. Shrek leaned into me and quietly whispered into my ear, "Soon laddeh, they will know just what layers are. Sit tight and prepare for a reward." He sprung onto the closest desk, his weight collapsing it. He grabbed the child residing at the desk, whose legs had been crushed, and impaled him like a pig on a spit roast on his 15 foot, pulsating ogre cock. He ran down 3 rows of desks repeating the task, rending the seat of the children's pants to dust. When his massive tree of a cock was filled with the screaming bodies of little kids, he began to Shrek off using the digestive tracts of 4 children as a massive Flesh Light while feasting on the eyeballs of the lucky few who get to enjoy his fan-gasmic member. He tied the door shut using the intestines of one of the children, while shrekin it, and forced the teacher down on her desk, ass facing toward him, roared "IT WON'T EVER BE OGRE FER YOU LI'L SHETS" and let a huge ogre-load of swamp love right into the deepest parts of her. It will never be ogre for my classmates when a 17 foot ogre is raping them to death.
Watching Shrek the Ogrelord perform this act gave me a massive eshrektion. Shrek wrenched the now dead children from his now deflating penis. I knew just what to do to keep him as hard as a nice boulder. I seductively gave a "Cum here" motion. He gave a fierce glance at my pants which were already mostly gone, and they vaporized. A grin appeared on his grizzled yet caring face. My knees knocked in anticipation. I felt like a Dreck in comparison. He assured me that I'm "Beautiful just the way you are" and stroked my tight anus, loosening it. He told the limbless plebeians and I he was going in mean and green. I humbly took all of his shaft, he went a full 15 feet deep in me. I performed oral pleasure while also giving gratifying anal sex to my King and God. After this, my ass was gaped and my insides felt broken. I regret nothing. Shrek is Love. Shrek is Life.