Prologue
WrestleMania - 24 hours ago
He watched John Cena trudge out of the locker room, the thoroughly defeated look still on his face. He had to smirk; this guy just did not get it. It took guts to walk away from a guy after he just professed his feelings to you on the beach, in the rain, under probably the most romantic setting imaginable.
And she did it. That only told him one thing.
John Cena wasn't somebody that she was into. And look at him. Why would she be? He was a thug. And thugs had a tendency to use and abuse. She didn't deserve that. She'd had enough of that with Brock Lesnar, with Randy Orton.
With a deep breath, he approached her locker room and knocked on the door.
A recap of the finale of I Walk Alone, for those just tuning in...
Mira stood, holding the chair, a sick smile plastered against her face as Randy Orton slowly made it to his feet. He slowly made his way towards her, too, but she turned around and she wailed him with one hell of a chair shot. With both men down, she climbed up the ladder and obtained both the championship and her contract.
She climbed back down the ladder and jumped off from the third to last rung before exiting the ring. The crowd was booing, throwing cups of soda at her, obviously reading on the Internet the apparently budding relationship between her and John Cena.
Suddenly, "I Walk Alone" by Saliva blared through the arena and Batista walked down the ramp. Turning to him, she handed him the World Heavyweight Championship, and raised his hand high in the air as John Cena and Randy Orton both looked on in a state of shock and disbelief. Turning Batista to him - just to drive the nails into their coffins, she pressed her lips to Batista's in a long kiss that broke Cena's heart for every second that it lasted.
They pulled away from each other and turned to the two men in the ring and laughed as Mira was grazed by a pop can. "Think we should give them another round to really hate us?" Batista whispered in her ear. She nodded and kissed him again. When they pulled away this time, he raised her arm and they disappeared backstage, the camera focusing in on John Cena's devastated face as WrestleMania went off the air.