Hi everybody, Exotos135 here with... Whatever this is.
I honestly don't know what to say here, just... Just read it. Oh, and review too.
We reach the one place detested by Mr. Grouse, the one and only, Loud House.
But today was different, from all the other days, in rather peculiar, smutty ways.
But why should tell you, when I can show you instead? Follow me, let's go ahead!
We start in the room of Lincoln, the only boy, who read a dirty magazine for his dirty joy.
"What? That's not true!" Lincoln exclaimed, before revealing his comic. "It's just an Ace Savvy issue!"
The boy tightly gripped and masturbated his cock, as he knew in terms of action, he never had any luck.
Lincoln rolled his eyes and returned to his porn, for not masturbating daily would leave him torn.
He started speeding up, perhaps he was about to cum?
"Get out of here, dude, your kind isn't welcomed."
Since the pussy wants privacy, let's go to the next room. Maybe they can give our cocks a little groom.
"Lori," Leni said. "I think, like, the narrator's back again."
"Great, Lori answered. "I'm literally closer to going insane."
These two were Lori and Leni, the eldest sisters of the household. The hottest of them all, and also quite bold.
Lori had wide hips, Leni had big tits. Screw them together, and you get all the nice bits.
"Excuse me," Leni said. "Could you please go away? We're trying to, like, enjoy our Sunday."
What's wrong, sweetie? You need to go work at that nudist beach?
Leni slammed her fist. "You son of a bitch!"
"Alright, that's it, that's definitely enough!" Lori stated, her tone getting a reversal. "Get the hell out of here before I turn you into a pretzel!"
Ex-best girls need some time to rest, so let's leave them alone. Instead, let's go see the pair that'll bring the fun!
Next are Luna and Luan, a comedian and a rocker. And the only ones who'll admit, their Dad's a motherfucker.
"I'm hearing a narrator," Luan said. "Is that some kind of trick?"
"Ignore him," Luna said. "He's just a sad, lonely prick."
Screw you, best girl, I'm not fucking you anymore! I'm switching to Leni, that'll teach that whore!
Ahem, we go to the next room, and yes, they're getting younger. But don't worry, It's fine as long as It's not a toddler.
Did that rhyme? I hope so, 'cause I don't wanna waste time.
Next are Lucy and Lynn, an athlete and a goth. One sweaty and boyish, the other a thot.
Lynn, as you could guess, is just clamoring for a penis-
"Say another word, and I'll kick you straight to Venus," Lynn hissed.
Well, how about Lucy? A freak like her should be up for sex!
"Touch me, and I'll curse you with an infertility hex." Lucy stated.
Okay, next room, this one's no fun. I better get some action next, 'cause otherwise, I'm done!
Next are Lola and Lana, the household's twins. And you know what they say: Twins equals wins!
"We're only six," Lana sternly pointed out. "And I'm certainly not going to touch your dirty trout!"
"A lack of tact, and a lack of aesthetic," Lola remarked. "Honestly, and seriously, could you be more pathetic?"
Was that a request, or was that a challenge? Eitherway, if that's what you want, I can certainly manage-
"Alright, I think it's clear you won't leave us in peace," Lola dialed a number and called, "Hello, is this the Lolice?"
With no hesitation, I jumped through the window! Curse the Loud family and their smut bingo!
The Real World...
Lynn Sr. woke up, only to find himself in his bedroom, with his wife waking up soon after.
"Did you have a weird dream again?" Rita asked.
"Yeah! A bodyless narrator walked through our house trying to get things hot between our children!" the man answered. "Also, he was rhyming the whole time, or trying to, anyway."
Rita looked at her husband in confusion, and sighed:
"You need to stop drinking milk before going to sleep after making love to me, you know?"